 |
Menu |  |
||||||||||||||||||
|
||||||||||||||||||||
 |
 |
|
Subscribe | |
|
|
||
|
|
|
Links | |
||||||||||||||
|
||||||||||||||||
|
|
Updates From January, 1970
| Aaahhhh!! We Made a Christmas Album. posted by muth on 12/24/2010 |
|---|
Hey everyone. We made a Christmas Album out of a once smaller Christmas album. You can download or listen to it right underneath this paragraph. This year, many sweet people are featured on the album including Don Kim, Matthew Laskin, Sis Schultz, and MTA, Thanks guys. You are awesome. We hope everyone has a very healthy and sick new year!
Click here to download the album.
Love,
P.S. - Click here to listen to E-dub’s new Christmas Freestyle Friday, Cold Stars! |
| Everything But The Christmas Sink posted by muth on 12/24/2008 | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Hey everyone. This is Pabs. Here’s this year’s Christmas album. Merry Christmas. 
Download the Full Album with Artwork! |
| Let’s Go Back In Time...To The Best Time Of All...The Great Depression posted by tup on 01/23/2008 |
|---|
OOOOOH - - - Hotsy Totsy!
We finally made a music video for that hot 1920’s classic "Sepia Tones." |
| We didn’t make a Christmas album cause we started too late, but let’s have Christmas anyway! posted by glaze on 12/24/2007 |
|---|
| Hey everybody. We forgot to make a Christmas album this year. Sorry. But at the last minute we painted a wall in my apartment green, re-recorded last year’s title track "Let’s Have Christmas Anyway", and made a whole entire music video for the new version. You can watch it below, or you can download it and make DVD’s. Then you can give those video music tapes to your friends and families and return all of the expensive gifts you bought for them. Enjoy.
|
| We In Sepia Tones posted by tup on 12/10/2007 |
|---|
 Hey irishtoothache fans! Its-a me, Tup. I came all the way back from Korea for one reason: because I didn’t like it there.
And now I’m back here making stupid music videos, songs, and not working or doing anything else an adult should do at this stage in life. One such song that we just made is called "Sepia Tones" and its all about some old timey stuff, which is why we killed these old timey looking farmers and made their bodies into costumes to take that photo up there. It is also why we spent a day in a tiny green colored room with a video camera...so listen to the song now, and hopefully watch the music video later. Welcome back, Tup. Thanks. I’m welcome. |
| Peter Muth is not the next American Idol...He’s sorry he lied. posted by muth on 09/11/2007 |
|---|
Hi everyone. This is Peter Muth (Pabs, Muth, Big Sexy) writing to you. I don’t do this very often because I usually have smarter people who work for Irishtoothache taking care of these things for me. But ever since I tried out for American Idol and got denied, I feel like I need to do more to pull my weight around here, even if it is only three hundred pounds. So here I am at a computer, hitting buttons, telling you to watch the American Idol audition experience for yourself. One cool thing did happen while E-dub and I were there, and one thing only…and I didn’t even think it was that cool because I don’t watch the Sopranos. But some guy from the Sopranos interviewed me and made me sing for him, and it is apparently going to be on “The Tonight Show.” So all this being said, watch the stupid video. At most you’ll be like “ha-ha.”
Oh, and thanks to people who come to this site time and time again only cuz we make them do it. And thanks to E-dub for putting this video together, and Glaze for writing all this pretending it was me. Everyone else, just regular thanks. |
| E-dubble & Skeltz are On The Rise... In terms of Rap Videos posted by e-dub on 08/14/2007 |
|---|
Skeltz and E-dubble have taken the next steps on their journey to hip-hop stardom. They’ve entered Youtube’s On The Rise Video Contest... Rap Edition. Basically they each submitted original rap songs & videos to be judged by 50 cent, Common & Polow Da Don. These hip-hop gentlemen will then go through all of the submitted videos and pick the 20 best to be voted on by the viewing public. You, the wonderful viewing public and supporters of irishtoothache can help us get our hands on some nearly $13,000 worth of much needed studio equipment. Once Skeltz and E-dubble make it into the top 20 (this FRIDAY, AUGUST 17th) it’s your job to go and vote for them every single hour! So please go and watch the videos, share them with the world and vote for your irishtoothache representers. One Love DJ Welldrink. |
| Peter Muth is your next American Idol posted by e-dub on 08/14/2007 |
|---|
The scholar, the gentlemen, the paint salesman, Peter Muth, will be making his debut on American Idol this season! But, he can’t do it alone, he needs your help... Go watch his American Idol video on youtube and help him skip straight to the terrific trio. That’s right, the local Fox affiliate in Philadelphia is offering one talented American Idol hopeful the chance to skip straight through the preliminary audition phase and sing for Simon, Paula and Randy. So, please go and watch Peter Muth’s video, share it with your friends, post it on myspace pages- tell the world that Peter Muth is the only person suitable to be AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL! I mean- the next American Idol. You can watch the video below, or click the picture above to watch the video on youtube. |
| Do Your Taxes, Son posted by glaze on 03/31/2007 | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 What’s up. It’s Glaze here coming at you live from my bedroom. I’m writing to let you know that tax day is right around the corner. To celebrate, we decided to enter a youtube contest, instead of actually doing our taxes. The contest was to make a rap song and video about Turbo Tax, which is some sort of computer program that does your taxes for you. E-Dub, Muth, and I all made our own songs and videos. Now, we’ve never asked you for much, but we really need your help with this one. The top 13 rated videos in the contest get sent over to Vanilla Ice, and he picks the winners from that group. It would really mean a lot to Muth if you could vote for our videos. Just click the links or pictures below, and then click the "I Like This" link next to our videos one no one else’s. And PLEASE DO IT RIGHT NOW. Voting ends on April 8. Thanks.
|
| March 2007, and we spring breakin it posted by skeltz on 03/26/2007 |
|---|
 Three years ago, we made a song about going to the future to party at spring break 2007. Somehow, we all managed to survive that long and actually do it for real. If you missed the most legendary party since Socrates got crunk off of hemlock, don’t worry; you can play this song, check out the pictures that will be up in a day or two, and live vicariously through us. |
| eminem contest posted by skeltz on 03/07/2007 |
|---|
 What’s up everybody,So I entered this eminem remix contest, and made this song. Click on eminem’s chest tatoo to hear it. Enjoy. -Skeltz |
| Its a little bit late, but...Let’s Have Christmas Anyway posted by tup on 12/28/2006 |
|---|
We managed to throw together yet another christmas album this year, called "Let’s Have Christmas Anyway" just in time to have missed the christmas season, just like always. So maybe next year you can listen to it... Or if you want to you can listen to it now at the "christmas songs" section. I personally think you should just click on the link to download the entire album with art. (Glazer turn all these things into links, and rewrite this whole update while your at it) I’m drunk and in korea and its 4 am. Let’s Have Christmas Anyway. |
| ITS THE REEEEEEEEEEEEMIX!!!!!!! posted by glaze on 11/03/2006 |
|---|
 Aight, if you haven’t yet copped K-Fed’s new album, Playing with Fire, go do that now. Then put it into your CD player, and turn on track 4. The song you are now listening to is called Lose Control. It’s K-Fed’s new single, you might have heard him rap it at the Teen Choice Awards.Some of us over at the Kevin Federline Fanclub heard it, and decided to remix it. MTA put it best when he wrote: This remix features the rap stylings (in order of appearance) of Glaze, MTA, and Skeltz. And of course, K-Fed holds the chorus down every time. We were a little nervous about remixing LC, for the obvious reasons. Would you do a remix of Michealangelo’s David? Would you do a remix of a clear spring morning? Well LC makes both of those things look like Hitler taking a poop. I think we managed to strike the perfect balance between complete admiration and unquestioning subjugation. Kevin Federline is the greatest hip hop artist of all time, and now he has the remixxed homage to prove it. So listen to the Lose Control Remix, and then have a nice weekend. |
| LARRY!! LARRY!! LARRY!! LARRY!! LARRY!! LARRY!! LARRY!! LARRY!! LARRY!! LARRY!! posted by skeltz on 10/03/2006 |
|---|
 HAAAAAAAAAHN!!!!! Today is LARRY’s birthday. He is 21. He lives in England. He puked all this pepto bismol all over laskin’s van this one time when him and his boyfriend were acting all cuddly. Anyways, happy birthday LARRY!!! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHN!!!! Enjoy that retarded country that we are all too good for (since we are Americans) |
| Look at Those Boobs on his Boobhat posted by glaze on 09/15/2006 |
|---|
 You’ve heard us play it live at the New Years Warehouse party. You’ve heard us play it live at E-Ferg’s Last Blast in Wheeling. You’ve heard us play it live at Tup’s Going Away Party at O’Donnels. But each time, chances are you were probably all like "What the F is this song? I’ve heard every song on irishtoothache twice and I’ve never heard this one!"We recorded Mr. Boobhat around a year ago, and literally just let it sit there unreleased for no reason at all. But all that changed today, when we released it. So listen to it, you’ll like it. We’ve also been releasing songs that are good enough for me to talk about here. Most of them are birthday songs. Our boy Dickie AKA Lapides AKA Potuman AKA Matt got a nice birthday song. We also made a birthday song for a nice gentleman named Collin Goldsmith. We met him one night, on his birthday, and 12 hours later, he had a birthday song. And our buddy Tom Green got a birthday jam. We were hoping he would hear it and instantly want to hang out with us, but that didn’t really happen, at least not yet. E-dub has also been continuing to release decent solo joints. Holler at your boy, the songs page, to hear more about that. |
| Irish Jukebox posted by glaze on 06/15/2006 |
|---|
.gif) One thing that has never been on this website is a jukebox. That all changed today, when i added one to the site. Check it out, there’s a link on menu on the left or you can just click here. Now, if your at the library, kinko’s, or some other place that doesn’t let you download things to the computer your using, you can just pop open the jukebox, and listen to your favorite irishtoothache tunes. It’s a lot like that myspace music player, except it works. I tried to leave all the horrible songs off of it, so it’s jam packed with our best efforts, which are still pretty bad. Enjoy it. |
| Oh snap, it’s a battle... posted by e-dub on 06/13/2006 |
|---|
 |
| K FED MAN--THE OFFICIAL KEVIN FEDERLINE VIDEO GAME!!!! posted by skeltz on 05/21/2006 |
|---|
 Help K-Fed Man get back at the "pavoratti" (or paparazzi, if you aren’t kevin) by blasting them with hot rhymes!!! Try not to kill your family, or you will lose Po-Po-Points! And watch out for flying tabloids!! Your high scores will be recorded on the kevin federline fanclub if you want, and if you are a member of the KFF and get one of the top 3 high scores, you will have a medal on your page!!! SO CLICK HERE TO PLAY IT!!!And as if that wasn’t reason enough to get that top score, get THIS--at 12:00 AM one month from today, the KFF member with the top score can send in a picture of themself and we will put them in the game as a character!!!! Now THAT’s FIRE!!! Remember, only members are elligible for the contest, and membership is free and confidential, so join today!!! PopoZAO!!! |
| Some Strange Art Show posted by glaze on 05/04/2006 |
|---|
| For some strange reason, we are being featured in an art show. I have never been to an art show, and don’t know what they are supposed to be like, but I can assure you that this show will not be like any that you have ever been to before. Princess, a charter member of the Kevin Federline Fanclub, is putting on the show and kindly asked us if we would let her display our horrible things. Of course, we said yes. So if you are in or near Orono Maine on May 17th, and I know that you will be, stop by the place where the art show is and check it out. The full lineup and all the other shit you need to know is below. Bad.Habits.Productions.presents: The World is our Mirror Featuring: Ascona Kelwin.Coleman Kate.Erkman Fly.Kids Happy.Faces.Zeros Irish.Toothache Kelly.MacAskill MEKanized Pauline.Nadrigny Yeshe.Parks Benjamin.Stabler Elizabeth.Stabler Nathan.Stevens Jeffrey.Snyder And special performances by: rAchel jones. Stephanie Raddish. Yeshe Parks. May 17, 2006 @soma36 oRono, maine Cocktail attire only Please email Princess at tintedwindow@hotmail.com for an official invite. |
| Irish Toothache vs the man posted by skeltz on 04/28/2006 |
|---|
What up everybody,
|
First off, I want to say thanks to everybody who made it to our show last weekend. It was a blast until cops shut off the block, raided the club, and started arresting people. You can read all about it | Grab your belly cut- tank tops... It’s time to BLAST OFF! posted by e-dub on 04/20/2006 |
|---|
 SEE YOU TOMORROW KIDS! If you want to see what’s really going on at toothache see the last post right before this one! |
| Here we come JERKS! Our new merch page is going to SERVE you! posted by e-dub on 04/13/2006 |
|---|
 Thirdly, irishtoothache will again be performing at the GREAT WHEELING JESUIT UNIVERSITY! Saturday, April 22nd @ 9pm. Mark your calenders and pack your drinking paraphanalia. There should be lots of great music and great fun had by all, you may remember last year we played a show similiar to this one- but we let Bubba Sparxxx close for us. THIS TIME WE ARE THE MAIN ACT, so BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY your way to Wheeling, West Viriginia. Also, on an incredibly important note, the kevin federline fan club has got the internet going nuts. Come join the revolution and support our man k-fed. There will be a hot new surprise up there soon, and the theme song is up and it is FIRE! Check it out at the k-fed fan club myspace page. That’s about it for now, there will be hot new tee shirts at the concert at Wheeling and of course the original gangsta green tee’s too! Come check us out homies and homettes- thanks for the support. |
| Yeah, we tease him a lot cause we got him on the spot ... welcome back posted by glaze on 03/02/2006 |
|---|
Skeltz's punishment is over. We had to let him back into the group. We're not happy about it, but, what can we do? |
| Fuck Skeltz, he deserves to die. posted by glaze on 02/22/2006 |
|---|
 Hello there. I just wanted to let you all know about this new video we made called Fuck Skeltz It's a nice heartwarming piece about how much we all hate skeltz. It's censored right now, maybe one day we will release the uncensored version. But if you want to watch that now, you can just email skeltz at skeltz@irishtoothache.com and he'll let you know where you can get the real thing. Also, skeltz has been kicked out of the group for a week or so, because he didn't come to philly with us (which is where we recorded the song). So if you email him tell him how much you hate him too.
There's also a video called Fuck Glazer. It's more of a birthday song that everyone except for edub made for me. Except it's horrible. But it's also great, so watch it.
There's a birthday song out there called Paddy Muth's birthday Song and it's a birthday song for muth's older brother.
One last thing, there's a new website that's run by some of us at the toothache. It's called kevinfederlinefanclub.com and it's a fan club for that great man that married britney spears. It's a pretty funny website, so join the fanclub and have some fun. |
| what is really going on? posted by e-dub on 02/13/2006 |
|---|
let's everyone say hi to Tup in Korea. If you see him walking around teaching english to people just say "Haro." He'll know what you mean.
In a few weeks we are going to launch a "Become the Next Tup" contest. It's going to be great- we need someone to replace Tup in the group since he is going to be gone for a year and since William Hung was not available we decided to take video and music submissions to find the right person.
Lots of things have been happening recently, far too much for me to type at 2 am, so just wait. The short story is, Skeltz is kicked out of the group for a week, Tup is gone and we sold out to make money (that's the only good part).
Now go buy something or donate us some money so we can buy a video camera that doesn't suck. Thanks- |
| We had a better new years than you. posted by glaze on 01/06/2006 |
|---|
Hi everybody. I just wanted to let you know that the christmas album is up. It's available right here. It's a lot better than last years album, and last year's album was really, really good. If you wanna buy either or both, go here. Thanks. We really need the money. I'll explain later.
 I'd also like to thank everyone for coming out to the great new years party we played at. It was a lot of fun, hopefully you all had a good time too. We'd especially like to thank basshound, earthtone, and everyone else who made the show possible.
By the way, please donate money to us. I added a button to the side of the page, over there to your left, my right. Or you can buy shirts and cds from our merchandise page. The site is costing us more and more money to maintain, cause more and more people are coming and downloading songs and videos. We can't do it without your support. I feel like a homeless guy in the parking lot of a food lion right now, but we'd appreciate anything you could give. Even 2 dollars would help.
Thanks,
glazer |
| Spend New Years Eve with Irishtoothache posted by e-dub on 12/15/2005 |
|---|
It's Mid-December, and the time has come for you to take a moment and reflect, about the people you love, the things you love, and how irishtoothache combines both of them. The powers that be decided it would be a great idea to have us play a show on December 31st, 2005, at a warehouse somewhere south of Baltimore, and we here at irishtoothache are no fans of muddying the water... So we will indeed be playing an end of the year show at 10pm on New Years Eve with friends Basshound and Earthtone.
Basshound 11:15 pm – 1:30 am
http://www.houndjam.com
Earthtone 1:45 am – 3:30 am
http://www.earthtone.org
- for more details -
Official Pants Party Website!!!
Send RSVPs and questions to pantsparty@houndjam.com.
There is plenty of parking.
There will be drinks served.
Tickets are 25 dollars and include an open bar.
Please do not drink and drive
Carpooling is heavily encouraged
Additional details regarding where to purchase your ticket to come
If you want a hotel room to trash:
-there is a holiday inn express the address is 1401 bloomfield ave. halethorpe, md
- its a 7 min. walk from the warehouse. you can leave your car at warehouse.
LET'S NOT FORGET CHRISTMAS!!! THE IRISHTOOTHACHE X-MAS ALBUM WILL SOON BE HERE, SO COZY UP BY THE FIRE AND TURN ON LAST YEAR'S UNTIL IT ARRIVES IN YOUR DIRTY SOCK!!!! |
| MERCHANDISE!!!!!! posted by e-dub on 08/15/2005 |
|---|
 For all you losers who didn't make it to Towson on Saturday to celebrate the opening of the Merchandise page--- you really missed out (as visible from the above pictured guests)
Since you love irishtoothache so much we've made it possible for you to buy all the merchandise we have available online! We'll send this stuff anywhere there is a zip-code, just give us some money first. It's really easy, click on the Merchandise page link.
A note from the diplomat:
Hi. E-dubble asked me to finish his update cause he's too stupid to do it himself or something. He said to put up links to Brigid's Birthday Song (Whiskey Sairs) and Caw caw, Caw caw. They're both fantastic songs that you will like, so check them out. Also this new merchandise page is up so now you can buy all kinds of merchandise. We have just printed up 60 t-shirts and have a lot left for you to buy. E-dubble also just released his mixtape, and let me tell you that you want this mixtape. He got good at rapping somehow. You will be impressed. What would you rather have for 5 bucks? 5 songs from iTunes or like a bazillion edub songs and a few skits too? Its a tough choice....
Also, thanks to everyone for ruining my house last weekend. I really appreciate all of the beer stains on the floor, the frozen champaigne in the freezer, and the wine marks on the walls. Really, thanks.
Glazer |
| Irishtoothache.com Merchandise Page Opening Party / Welcome home from America Tup & Muth posted by e-dub on 07/31/2005 |
|---|
 The biggest thing to hit the internet since Irishtoothache.com. THE IRISHTOOTHACHE.COM MERCHANDISE PAGE! That's right, on Saturday, August 13th we are opening our online store. You will be able to purchase various goods- from albums to mixtapes to t-shirts. In honor of this event we are having a party in B-More, charm city aka Baltimore for you losers. If you consider yourself Irishtoothache VIP- then contact your favorite Irishtoothache.com bandmember for further directions and instructions. Welcome home two members of irishtoothache from their America trip and buy some wonderful merchandise their will be spirits of all kinds!!!!! HOORAY! |
| New Video from Skeltz posted by skeltz on 05/23/2005 |
|---|
 What up everybody,
Hold onto your hats, because wearing hats inside is rude. Also, I just released the video for the song "All Clear," which you toothachers seem to like so much.
Soon, I'm going to post a trailer for the site, done by Laskin, E-Dub, and myself. It's made in flash, and it's pretty sweet. But Glaze has to fix somethin about it first. And I have to find it.
Also, the word on the street is that there may be an irish toothache DVD coming out in a month or so, featuring higher-quality versions of the stuff that is already here, PLUS a high-quality, full length video of the amazing concert we did with Bubba Sparxxx in West Virginia.
I also heard that E-Dubble is comin out with a mixtape soon. That should be tight, and he's gonna sell it for a measly 5 bones. I've heard a few joints off that, and it's worth the buy. He's already released one song off it, which you can get for free here. It's about the history of the ache, kinda like Em's "Yellow Brick Road," without all the dysfunction and racism.
Also, Glaze told me to tell you about the rss feed he set up. He also says, "if they don't know what an rss feed is, and they want to, tell them to send me a picture of their moms boobs or something, and I'll tell them." I would tell you myself, but I have no freaking clue what a stupid rss feed is, because apparently the same rules apply to me.
But wait, there's more! Be on the lookout for a new video game, which is still too secret for me to say anything about. It's a rap battle game. Aw shit. I also want to make a racing game soon, because I think racing games are totally sweet, so we'll see. Email us if you have another game idea, and we will laugh in your face, then use the idea and take all the credit. Oh yeah, and I hear the potheads episode 2, "The Search for Rhombus," is amazing, and almost done. Later yall |
| Irishtoothache is Letting Bubba Sparxxx and Houstin close for us. posted by tup on 04/19/2005 |
|---|
 Hey all you Irishtoothachers, you heart breakers, you baby makers, you friends of ours who come to this stupid website just to be nice to us.
We've got BIG NEWS!
Irishtoothache, for the first time ever, is performing as an entire pretend rap group.
Thats right, this saturday, at Wheeling Jesuit University in West Virginia (The state of brotherly love, of...other relatives.
As an added bonus, we've allowed acclaimed recording artist Bubba Sparxxx to "close for us." Cause we're generous like that.
You can buy tickets to the Irishtoothache/Bubba Sparxxx show at this particular place
So come make the drive and freaking...whatever.
Tup |
| HOW ABOUT AN APPETIZER BEFORE BUBBA? posted by e-dub on 04/13/2005 |
|---|
 Hello shladies and yentlemen- E-dub and Skeltz will be performing (rapping) at St. Mary's 12th annual World Carnival. Friday, April 15th @ 4:15pm on the Admissions Field. You should come and hear the hits, new and old. Also check out the new song by E-dub and Skeltz entitled Say What you Mean, it is in the new songs section.
Thank you everyone, and we will see you at Wheeling University on Saturday, April 23rd. |
| I’m only Irish on St. Patty’s Day posted by glaze on 03/21/2005 | ||
|---|---|---|
 Hi. It's me. Happy belated St. Patrick's day. I meant to update the site on the actual day, but I didn't. OK? I was waaaaasted. Well, there's some new stuff for you to look at on our little website.
One of them is this video called Giant Cookie. It's about a man. A fat man. A man with no fears but a decent sized bosom. A man named Titty who thought he could eat a person-sized cookie. We brought the irishtoothache-cam along with us to make the cookie, and then again to watch him eat it. See what we filmed.
Another great thing for you to enjoy is the long-awaited music video for I Need a Sammidge. We meant to make it over a year ago, but didn't get around to making it until a week ago. Skeltz and Glaze went down to Tup's place and cut the whole thing in a day. I alone ate around 50 sandwiches that day. It was a good day.
E-bitch-Dub made a song called Lemonade in the Afternoon that's about being a kid and enjoying kiddie things like drinking lemonade in the afternoon and stuff. It's worth a listen, cause it's actually good. Unlike his usual works. JK. LOL. Edub and Skeltz released another good song called Who Invened the Mic which turned out to be another good one (hey everybody, Edub and Skeltz finally released a good song since Robots No).
Tuppenstein also cut a jam called Confessions of a Songwriter. I don't want to say what it's about cause it's a surprise. But it wouldn't be appropriate for you to sing to a girl on Valentines Day.
Also, if you're on myspace, check out our myspace page. Its really lame to be in an internet community. I know. But it's not so lame to have Ludacris as your internet friend, is it? Oh it is? Or isn't it?
Anyway, I wrote these haikus a while ago, and you might like them. They're about molesters. They were topical around a few months ago, when I wrote them, but now they're just old news. Sorry. There just aren't anymore celebrity molesters in the news nowadays, so these will have to do.
|
| SHOWTIME...Shladies! posted by e-dub on 01/24/2005 |
|---|
 Hello Irishtoothache afficianado. We have exciting news for you groupies...not the fans though, only the groupies. Two new songs by me, E-dub, called Melt you, and Remember That. Muth and his emo friends over at his Wheeling Jesuit school put out Damn it Feels Good to be Jesuit. A new song by Stubbs and Just Glaze entitled Forgot about Glaze. Also by Glaze- an awesome finisher to the bad ass cartoon commerical Macro machines.
For you true Irishtoothache fans, E-dub & Skeltz will be performing at MONK's Tavern on Friday Night, January 28th @ 9pm. So bring some duckets for car-bombs and check out their half-hour set at Monk's Bar in St. Mary's City, MD.
|
| Gentlemen, start your strangeness posted by skeltz on 01/05/2005 |
|---|
Aight first of all, you all need to see our newest video, Treat Each Man as a Gentleman. We finally made a music video for that bangin song. So if you want to see what a true southern-Maryland gentleman looks like, now is your chance.
Also, Edubble just put out two new songs, since he's more prolific than my man tupac (and twice as alive). You should definately go to the newest songs page and check them out.
And don't forget, our infamous Christmas album is up, every last song, for you to have for free. Stay beautiful, idiots. |
| I didn’t know Muth knew how to do updates. posted by muth on 12/27/2004 |
|---|
| DonaldTheHat [4:28 PM]: man...i'm exhausted just from posting that one song DonaldTheHat [4:28 PM]: aight lemme do a few more DonaldTheHat [4:28 PM]: you can do the update DonaldTheHat [4:28 PM]: just tell them to go to songs DonaldTheHat [4:28 PM]: and then christmas songs OxTheGiantBaby [4:29 PM]: ok Aaaaahhhhhhhhh! So like Tup (donaldthehat) said, and I (OxTheGiantBaby) agreed with, click on songs and then christmas songs to hear this christmas album we threw together so we wouldn't have to get our parents real gifts. Also, I'd like to give a special welcome to members of St. Matthews Church. Apparently, Father Joe announced to the entire congregation that they should visit irishtoothache and listen to the Christmas songs. Be careful what you listen to, church-goers. Merry whatever-you-celebrate! Hi. This is Glazer. I fixed the problems with all the new x-mas songs. Sorry for the inconvenience, Christians. Glaze |
| Get out your Oragel®, cause the Toothache’s acting up posted by glaze on 11/17/2004 |
|---|
Did you hear? A few weeks ago 200 dumb people looked at this site. Most of them probably hated it. Big deal! Watch me care. Watch me. There are a few new things, and i'll list out the things in a numbered list. Here I go.
1) Tup's birthday song just dropped like the cup of coffee i was holding yesterday. It's really good. I'm not just saying that cause I was in it. During E-dub's verse, he apologizes for my verse being too feminine(bitch please), and then goes on to rap the queerest rap I've heard since the fresh prince spit about the millenium, yo excuse me, Willennium. So I'm apologizing for that.
2) E-dub and Skeltz cut a song called Our Apologies, which is pretty good as well. It's not as good as Da Clink or anything, so don't get excited, but you should go ahead and listen to it anyway. I can't really explain what it's about, cause I don't know for sure, but I think dancing might have something to do with it.
3) Stubbs heard a rumor about a contest for songs about not smoking, so we made a song called Don' Smoke. Then we learned that in order to enter the contest, you have to be 18 years old or younger, and live in VA. But the song was already made.
That's it. Keep checkin back for some the new shit. I hear tup and stubbs are working on something called the Dirty Turtle, and we're trying to finish up X-mas in Colly Park before X-mas 2004. And don't forget about potheads, we're putting together the second episode and it's fixing to be amazing. |
| Vote or Don’t posted by tup on 11/01/2004 |
|---|
With the election right around the corner...We thought it was our civic duty to get involved here at Irishtoothache. Then we realized how very wrong we were.
Ignoring all of that... as a group we have come up with the collective slogan, which everyone was involved in making, not just me sitting here in class...we sent alot of emails back and forth, and we had a few conference calls...and we came up with this:
 It rhymes and you know it rhymes. The message of the slogan is simple: vote or don't. The terms are complicated, luckily all you have to do is check the box that says "i understand the terms and conditions" and then you are rolling quickly down easy street.
In other Toothache news: None of us are busy doing anything you'd be interested in.
If anyone listened to the song "Halloween is ripe" in honor of Halloween, please submit your names to me so that I can make sure you never truly become happy.
Vote or Don't!
Tup |
| Hey Idiots! posted by skeltz on 10/04/2004 |
|---|
 Boy should you be excited. That's because we have a whopping two new songs. The first is Hey Pete. It's a song about the dude hooking up on the floor. No, not the chicken. Come on people. Honestly.
Anyway, we also have this song called Hold Me Back. It's about how annoying little kids are, just because they know we aren't supposed to beat the crap out of them. It's one of our best songs ever. Which means absolutely nothing.
We also have this new joint coming soon, "Don Smoke." Every child should hear it. Right after we beat the living crap out of them. If Mike Tyson had listened to it, he would have never gone to jail in the first place. He also probably wouldn't have talked as funny. Probably.
And as if that wasn't enough, Tup and Glaze are in negotiations for a new episode of the potheads. I seriously don't understand how we are this freaking cool.
So go to the "newest" song section, and enjoy the hell out of yourself. You idiots. |
| Happy Birthday Mr. President posted by glaze on 09/29/2004 |
|---|
 Hello. A few new things have happened at the toothache. You care a lot about them, and can't wait to enjoy them. The bad news is that the majority of the new things are birthday songs, and you might not know the people who are being honored. But the good news is that Skeltz and E-dub aren't the ones making the songs!! ZIIINGGG!!!
1)Tup made a birthday song for a man named Luke Mann. It's exceptional. I don't know much about this guy, except for that he's very polite in an impolite manner.
2)Then Stubbs and myself made a birthday song for this kid we hate named Josh Pincus. It's also pretty good. I put it on a CD as the only song, and it's the only thing I've listened to in my car since. I must have listened to it for at least an hour and a half worth of driving.
3)We have initiated a mailing list for the site. If you want to be the coolest kid in your apartment building, you better put your email address in that little white box over there. It's very important.
4)There are some new buddy icons on the way so stay tuned for that.
Also, Don't forget about this new song that's gonna drop any day now. It's called "The Little Kids," or something like that, and it's about beating the crap out of 10 year old kids. It's very good. Keep checking back, you don't want to miss this one.
And keep clicking those links over there on the left side of the computer. The ones under "Our Pals." Even if you're not gonna look at the site, just click the link. It'll bring more people to this site. It's the least you could do. Seriously. |
| Their Heads Coming out of a Pot posted by glaze on 09/17/2004 |
|---|
 Have you ever heard of a cartoon called potheads? Probably not. Cause Tup and I just created it. It took around 8 gruiling months, but for 5 of them, Tup was halfway around the world and no one worked on it. So it finally hit the internet in full force. It's alright, but really not that good. If you have a good computer, watch this and if you have an ok or bad computer, watch this one. There are more potheads related items over on the cartoons page. Also, E-dub recorded a double album over the summer. Some songs are better than others. Consult the songs page for more info, yo. As you can probably see, the design of the site is slightly improved. So enjoy that while it lasts.
You probably want to ask me, "Glaze, what's the deal with your 'pals.' Most of those people are not friends with you. Why did you sell out, you biotch?" Well, we did it for the good of the internet. For every time you click a link in that section, a new person will be sent to the ache for the first time. So do the world a favor and click the links.
Have an alright day. |
| Scottish Kilts are in this season! posted by e-dub on 09/07/2004 |
|---|
| Well hello irishtoothache.com reader. and when I say that I mean, Glaze, Skeltz, Tup, Muth, Stubbs, me, matt, matt, matt, tiki, heckles, some of the girls etc... AND THE REST OF THE WORLD, perhaps even our Art Class- who knows. Alright I don't know. Anyway, there are great things on the way, and there are new great things that don't have updates or links yet- so I hope its ok that I make one. I Got This A GREAT SONG! I HOPE THIS WORKED! |
| You just wait and see posted by tup on 07/29/2004 |
|---|
As you  can see from this picture of these blue hills. . .
. . . we have a lot of new stuff coming your way on this very dumb website you love so much. One thing is the first episode of Potheads...I predict that will be out in 2 weeks, its kind of funny. New songs are gonna be dropping left and right....clammer for "You little Kids (hold me Back)" and take your pants of to "I Nailed my Babysitter"...Hopefully music videos for Da Clink, Me and My Nerfgun, and I Need a Sammidge should exist soon...as well as maybe a video to some kind of popular song...tell us what song you'd like to see a video of, and maybe you'll get your wish. More than likely we'll just stop doing this website altogether cause its getting old. Just kidding kids. Had you scared for a second didn't I. No, not scared at all, eh? Oh... |
| Lyrical Gun Play posted by glaze on 07/09/2004 |
|---|
| For some reason, Skeltz and E-dub think they're better than me and Stubbs. I don't know what they're thinking. They challenged us to some stupid battle contest, and made a horrible, horrible song. So we decided to make one of our own. You can listen to it at Skeltz Raps Like This, E-dub Raps Like This. Then, once you've listened that song and the little song that they wrote, go vote at our poll on the board and we'll know once and for all who's better at rap. And while you're at it, go post shit to it too. |
| Hot New Ish posted by skeltz on 05/20/2004 |
|---|
| What up everybody. We are blowin up with new stuff. I'm pumped. So here are your instructions. First, listen to Me and My Nerfgun. Man is it hot. Then, listen to Fuck Stubbs and Glaze. Glaze and Stubbs started to get a little too big for their britches, so E and I hit the studio and just served the hell out of them, just like in that movie about dancing. There are also a ton of new birthday songs out, all of which are shockingly offensive. Oh, and Glaze and Stubbs are talkin about coming back with a battle of their own (bitch please), so keep a look out for that. That's it I guess. Later idiots. |
| An Update From Someone Who Ain’t Glaze posted by matt on 04/09/2004 |
|---|
Yo yo yo, it's Matt here with the update. I have the pleasure of talking to you assholes because Glaze is busy (probably oiling his thighs or something). So before i get to what's new, i thought i'd take this opportunity to talk to you about safety.  There's a lot of danger in this world, and most of it you can't even see. We call such dangers "silent killers." And the most deadly of the silent killers in this world or any other is mute gnomes. Mute gnomes are so deadly because they are bitter about being mute. You see, therapy isn't available to gnomes (and therapy wouldn't even work, since they can't talk. Idiot.). Also, gnomes are drunk all the damn time. Seriously, gnomes only need like half a beer to get totally ripped, probably because they are so small. I don't know the exact reason because I am not a scientist. Gnomes also like mushroom pizza, and will kill you for just a bite. Even a small one. I heard once that one mute gnome killed an entire family in New Jersey on Christmas Eve because they didn't wear Reeboks. That's some scary stuff.
So what do you do if you come face to face with a mute gnome? There are a few methods that will save your ass:
1. Run like the wind.
2. Offer the gnome money or, failing that, a breath mint (they love Mentos).
3. Just step on the fucking thing. It's a gnome, for God's sake.
CRISIS CRISIS EMERGENCY:
We need your help at IrishToothache. We lost the surfing video. None of us have it on our computers. If you have it, please send it to Glaze, and you will be featured in a cartoon all about how awesome you are and how hot people like you and give you oral.
Anyway, there's a crap ton of new stuff you should be checking out right now. You NEED to hear Da Clink, the hottest new ish to hit the web since that fucking Maddox guy. Also, there's some birthday songs for Matty L. and Matt Laskin, neither of whom are me and therefore i don't care about them. But check out the songs. There's also a 10 minute long birthday song for a dude named Mike, but it's not good, so don't waste your time with it. And Punch Dat Ass will have you changing your pants because they will be soaked with fluid. Also, me and the Glaze did some songs for people at WMUC. One is a theme song for this guy who has no chin (i'm not even kidding. NO CHIN), and the other is a sweet rap that rips on the guys who do a show before us. They were supposed to have a rebuttal this week, but they are cowards. There's some comedy skits up there too. They are funny because i am in them. And check back soon, because Stubbs and Glaze are working on some new tracks, and so are Skeltz and E-Dub. Stay tuned for that, you bastards. |
| Good News and Bad News posted by glaze on 02/03/2004 |
|---|
| So we got free hosting. Not from that Justin fellow, but from a cool webpage called 1and1.com. But they're not offering it anymore, so don't hit them up for it. Big ups to this computer nerd I work with, Serey Lay, for finding the hosting for me. If you ever see him, yell the old playground chant "Serey Lay is Gay" really loud, and he'll smile and wink. I started uploading all the old stuff that we had to get rid of to the new server. Then my computer broke. I can't get to the harddrive that has all the old files. But hopefully skeltz will put everything back up real soon. Also, I fixed the message board, so start using that again. There's a hot new edub track called "Irish Erection," and it's all about this webpage, so listen to it. There should be more new shit soon. That's all i have to say |
| Shit’s fucked up posted by glaze on 12/18/2003 |
|---|
Have you noticed yet? Things are ruined. The guy who runs our server told us that we were using more of his space than we pay for. So we had to get rid of a bunch of things off the internet. But don't worry, they'll be back soon. And most of the things that are gone sucked anyway. This awesome kid, Justin from willysbirthday.com, is gonna hook us up with some hosting or something. So if you're looking for porn (and I know you are) then go look at his porn webpage. It's chock full of porn.
Once we get that situated, we're gonna put some more stuff up there. Maybe Tup an I will finish up potheads over winter break. And maybe we'll finish up "Christmas in Colly Park" over winter break. It's a hot new track about what Jesus's birthday would be like if everyone was still here in College Park instead of at home with their lame families. But maybe we won't do anything at all. Who knows. Also, Killard Killmore had their first live gig a while ago, and everyone seemed to enjoy it, so maybe we'll put some of those tracks up here. I'm also gonna try to fix the message board soon ... i don't know why i can't get it to work. Maybe I'm some kind of retard.
P.S. Pop quiz hotshot.
Q:How awesome are the things in skeltz's profile?
A:Each one's better than the last one. (see below for details)
 |
| Oh Man, I Need A Sammidge! posted by glaze on 11/25/2003 |
|---|
| What's up idiots. As you probably know, we've been adding stuff to this website faster than speedy gonzales can run. We're like an entertainment factory, making entertainment all over the place. And bringing it to your computer by use of the internet! Isn't technology awesome?!?! I was gonna make this awesome cartoon update, with a character that I drew during my computer science class. He was gonna tell you about all the new stuff on this site, but unfortunately, I'm extremely lazy and didn't get around to it. So stay tuned for that, cause it's gonna happen real soon! So what's new on the website? Here's what's new. Tup and I cut this totally non heinous track yesterday called "I Need A Sammidge." It's kind of a prequel to the skew it video, but not really. Also, Matt and I cut a song about cable tv, and it's called "Cable TV." You should check that out too. We finally put the Big Sexy video up after sitting on it for 4 months or so. It's ill, go watch it. Lastly, we've been working on putting the lyrics to our tunes up on the songs page, and you can go get some of them now, and the rest are on the way. Also hit up the freestyles at the bottom of the songs page, they're alright. Tup did his bio video, and that's around, so you can watch that too. I totally beaned him in the head with a Mrs. Dash spice shaker . . . he had a bump on his head for a while. |
| Lots of new crap posted by glaze on 11/09/2003 |
|---|
| Oh my god. There are so many new things on this website. If you haven't yet checked out the movie page, then do that. There's like a million new videos up there. There's this one awesome one of muth eating food, and one of smitty throwing tup into a fence, and one of tup throwing things at smitty, and even an outtake reel for the skew if video. And so many more too!!!!! There's also a new song about spring break in the future. And don't forget about the about us page. I put up a video I made 10 minutes ago about myself, and the rest of the chumps who work on this page will probably do that soon too. Oh yeah. There's a new-ass message boardtoo. You should go there and sign up for an account, or just leave a message. It's totally awesome, just like the rest of our site. Keep checking back. The big sexy video's coming real soon, and so is episode 1 of potheads. You don't wanna miss that shit. |
| Welcome to irishtoothache.com, the awesomest place posted by glaze on 11/01/2003 |
|---|
| If you haven't heard yet, this is irishtoothache.com. It's the newest thing to hit your internet. If you don't have the internet, I'd suggest going out and buying it, cause it's pretty sweet. You can find all kinds of funny, original shit here. Go look around and download all of it. |
|
|
 |
|
|
