Songs





rap songs



NameDescriptionOtherCreator(s)
Clap On Clap Off
The first song from e-dubble.com’s new Freestyle Friday Feature... Now these won’t be freestyles in what we know freestyles to be, as in off the top of the head, stream of consciousness type of rapping... But rather what mainstream rappers prefer to call freestyles- which are songs they write, and then record, but usually don’t mix or master, and don’t put on albums but rather mixtapes and then call them freestyles because they usually can’t sell them due to copyright issues. Isn’t learning fun! THANKS for listening- love e-dubblee-dub
Pocket Full of G-dubs
The rap click "Benjamin Skranklin" passed through the mansion to record this joint in early 2009. Shouts to MC Comcast, Pope Douglass, Cold MediSin, and Lil Stoop AKA The Gun Shooter. (e-dub, glaze, tup, and pabs)e-dub, glaze, muth, tup, MC Comcast, Pope Douglass, Cold MediSin, Lil Stoop
I Love Workin’
A Parody of the Asher Roth song "I Love College" called "I Love Workin’."

It is what it is.
tup
Sepia Tones
This song takes place during Prohibition. It also takes place during the Great Depression. It also takes a long time to make a music video. Speakeasies, breadlines, ooooh hotsy totsy, jalopies, flapper laddies, tin lizzies, rap music, you know what the great depression was like. But we obviously don’t. Enjoy, and umm...music video coming soon.e-dub, glaze, muth, tup
Something to Prove
We used to be a group of college kids that would sit around and make rap songs. Then we made the biggest mistake of our lives and graduated. Now we have to live in the real world and work at boring day jobs. This song is about that.e-dub, glaze, muth
Jimmy Crack Corn Remix
This is Skeltzí entry in the "remix jimmy crack corn" contest that eminem had.skeltz, Eminem, Ca$his
Lose Control (Kevin Federline Remix)
K-Fed dropped an album two days ago. We are so good at rapping that we have already remixed his first single.glaze, skeltz, MTA
Duron Paints
This is a song about where Muth works. It’s a gentlemanly place called Duron Paints. I’m pretty sure Duron Paints should use the chorus for their theme song, it’s so freaking good.muth, skeltz
Mr. Boobhat
Mr. Boobhat is the story of a great man. A man with breasts on his hat. Mr. Boobhat can lighten up any situation. He just grooves. Anyways, we have been sitting on this song for a year now and I’m pumped as shit to finally master and release it. HAAAAAAAAAAAAHN! I’m goin to sleep, it’s 4 for christ’s sakee-dub, glaze, skeltz, stubbs, tup
Kick The Bucket
The 2nd track from the lost "Deleted Scenes." This one is from Charlie Bucket’s perspective. After having discovered an aging umpa loompa taking a nap on the bank of the chocolate river, a belligerent & inebriated Charlie Bucket decided to repremand the insubordinate through a grossly, negligent act of corporal punishment involving his glass, crack pipe. Basically Charlie blew the factory up, and now he is older and poor again. e-dub
Underwater Chicks are Easy
This excuse for a song, was also the spark for a concept album that will more than likely never be made. The album was going to be entitled "Deleted Scenes." It was supposed to be an album that took themes from movies and changed or stretched the storylines to be weirder, or more interesting, or, at least something fun to rap about. This medicore idea would have turned the mc, whoíd usually write/rap about his/her own life experiences and opinions, into a narrator or character from one of the films. Itís not only a good way to find material to rap about if your life is fairly uneventful, but, also a great way to become proficient at 1980ís movie trivia. Unfortunately- this project was something I could only care about for a few days, because I got a job and had to start doing real work again. But, those few days in April gave us 1 1/2 average tracks to rap along to. This one is about a certain Mermaid, whose "loose" moral code has nabbed her a land dweller. Of course the womanizing sailor wants the best of both worlds, land and sea... listene-dub
Tom Green’s Birthday Song
We decided to start making birthday songs for celebrities, in an attempt to get famous even quicker than we already are. Unfortunately Tom Green is only slightly more famous than the crazy homeless guy in Fells Point. Man that guy is funny.e-dub, glaze, muth, skeltz, tup
Build It
The 2nd installment of "the lost tracks." This is a halfway completed song that was intended for the mixtape album thing- but never got past me getting angry that I couldn’t clean up the sample. Perhaps in future years you will hear this beat in a cleaner and more complete song. Deal with it.e-dub
JK
One of several "lost" tracks from the "Straight Outta St. Mary’s" mixtape. That’s right- there were actually other tracks made in that 2 month period that didn’t make the cut for that basement masterpiece. In this pseudo-freestyle-installment- you get to hear an inside joke that very few people would get. Enjoy.e-dub
You Got Stuck
This is what happens when you are from the Northeast and make a song using a fake 808 drum machine. It turns out- it is also a decent song to listen to while driving with your windows down, or if you are a real baller, your rear window in the backhatch of your hybrid S.U.V. If you donít have a car, or a cd player for that matter...then there is probably no way you are even reading this because you probably canít afford a computer. IF there is some strange way you are reading this and for some reason canít actually hear the song- just pretend you are at a barbeque where there is this really insecure, douchebag-type-of-guy who is playing it way too cool with some hot girl at a party, and then actually manages to get the girl somehow... There now you donít even need to listen to the song, have a great day.e-dub
Nineteen Ninety Fifth
This is a song about the summer before you go into 8th grade. When you do all those things that are so 13, like... wear Polo, go fishing in the Poconos, listen to rap music, and complain about your motorboat being too slow because the lake you are on is a preserve and they don’t allow any motors higher than 5 horsepower. Quakers- go figure. Good people though, environmentally conscious.e-dub
Mic Night
Here’s a little springtime jam that skeltz and glaze threw together real quick. It’s about rapping at kareoke bars. It’s based on a true story. Listen to it while you’re setting your clock back an hour.glaze, skeltz
Everybody Wants to Ride
This is an anti-gun in household song. It explains the most effective method for keeping squirrels off of your finch feeders as well as the inefficiency of using replica handguns to fend off burglars. It is from the Straight Outta St. Maryís Mixtape, which you should purchase for yourself as an early March stocking stuffer.e-dub
Uh Oh
The 3rd "single" from the Straight Outta St. Maryís Mixtape. Itís whatís called a "summer banger" and since its February you should listen to it and think about how much better things will be in just 4 short months. Unless you only have 4 months to live- then just play a Coldplay song or something...e-dub
Caw Caw! Caw Caw!
This is a sort of welcome back song for St. Maryís College of Maryland students- I can no longer attend college because I am a man-prodigy of sorts. (and managed to graduate) It is also a shameless plug to keep the popularity of my friend Phil at an all time high, and an attempt to keep SMC youngsters aware of what shenanigans went on before them. Enjoy roshe-dub, numerous seahawks
Senorita Remix
A Remix to the Justin Timberlake song "Senorita." You probably wouldn’t recognize that song, but you’d recognize the very end of it, cause its actually good.

It turns out to be less of a Remix and more of a completely different song. A way better song.

That lie being told, Enjoy.
e-dub, muth, tup
Take it Back
This song is another joint off of E-Dub’s mixtape. He sent a beat over to Glaze, via the internet, and Glaze didn’t like it all that much. But he came through and rapped anyway, cause that’s the kind of thing Glaze does. This song is rediculous. Rediculous and old school at the very same time.e-dub, glaze
Early On
This little ditty will be featured on the "Straight Outta St. Mary’s" Official E-dubble Mixtape. That’s right! There is going to be stuff on that cd that you can’t hear or have unless you give us $5. Capitalism is a neat thing.

The song is a synapsis of the early goings on before Irishtoothache.com came about. Believe it or not just a few short years ago there was no such thing as Irishtoothache.com...your life probably really sucked then.
e-dub
All Clear Prelude
This is the prelude to the song, "All Clear." Figured that out already? Brilliant detective work, Holmes.skeltz
All Clear Extended Version
This is how the song is meant to be played. It sounds amazing if you have a long attention span. Special thanks to E-Dub, who listenined to this song about 10,000 times while I messed with it.[lyrics]skeltz
All Clear
"Think. Search a moment in the everyday density of whatís going on around you and look for blankness in the flow. Pause, repeat. Thereís always a rhythm to the space between things."
-DJ Spooky
[lyrics]skeltz
Say What You Mean
A song about the life lessons learned after high school, but before "real life." Mainly its just us rapping about whatever we want to...enjoy!e-dub, skeltz
Lemonade in the Afternoon
This is a chillin’ summer song that takes us back to those high school and middle school years. The good old days when we didn’t do anything in summer, except have fun. Well thats not much different than now- but when we were younger we were much more stupid- so cooler things usually happened.
Who Invented the Mic
This song is about changes, and rapping. An interesting beat accompanied by Twaster like flows that will have your head spinning like shiny rims on a car, shiny rims that spin. e-dub, skeltz
Forgot About Glaze
In this song, Stubbs and Glaze run their mouths about the abundance of mediocre songs on a certain website. Itís also kind of a parody of Forgot About Dre. Itís mostly nonsense, but funny nonsense. Itís 2 AM, we just finished it and Iím tired, so Iím not gonna be able to write anything good here.[lyrics]glaze, stubbs
Damn it Feels Good To Be Jesuit (Wheeling Girls)
Emerging Hip Hop Artists: Joshua "Fatty" Collins, Peter "Pabs", "Muth", "Ox", "The Giant Baby", "Nick Hirai", "Pabsworth" Muth, and Travis "Bones", "Merry Freaking" Christman came to Maryland to cut this backwoods piece of crap that is currently doing whatever it wants in some garbage can somwhere er somthing. They were as drunk as they wanted to be when they made it though...otherwise it’d be much worse. Big Up to Wheeling Jesuit. muth, collins, bones
Remember That
This a song about hip hop music and childhood innocence. Those two things don’t neccessarily always go together, but in this case they do. Enjoye-dub
Melt You
The scrappers turntable works again. Listen to this upbeat piano ditty, then check for the Irishtoothache allstars on the cover of XXL. Thanks, I mean that, thanks.e-dub
don smoke
This is a short song about how you aught not smoke. Itís a tiny bit good. Thanks. Iím welcome.[lyrics]glaze, skeltz, stubbs, tup
Showtime at Subway
A description about how well we are received in the community as a musical group. The respect we achieve is only over-shadowed by the hate we’ve developed. Just tonight a drunk girl said to us, "you guys should come over, just don’t play that irishtoothache shit..."e-dub, skeltz
I Got This
This is a song about a man. A man who has a job at an office, his job is boring, and he would much rather be back at home rapping with his friends. In the beginning you hear a sound of a car driving, that is him driving to work. He fools everyone around him, because they think he is working hard, but actually he is writing rap songs. If you don’t enjoy this song there is nothing I can do about it.e-dub
You Are A Clown
This song is about things like rapping in your cubicle, being an idiot who votes for Nadar, dancing, Flava Flav, Snooze Alarms, Getting Served (like B2K style), making songs about Bunny rabbits, Getting Served...um...things of that nature- you get the idea, you’ll love it.e-dub
Pick It Up
Once you’ll hear the chorus- you’ll want to sing along forever and ever...and ever. I might even help you jerkwads out by putting up the lyrics. OH YEAH[lyrics]e-dub
School House Rap
After this last year, we were told that we were "the worst housing situation in the school’s history." The administration threatened to deny us housing if we didn’t somehow fix our house in like 3 days. Well, we did it. Also, the lady in the song turned out to be a lot nicer than we thought, so sorry we said that she has a "log up her butt." She doesn’t actually have a log up her butt.e-dub
In Da Studio
Edubble and Laskin spit this at Edub’s home studio in PA. Hot shit, folks.e-dub, laskin
Treat Each Man As A Gentleman
Gentleman: A strange/funny looking person of any kind. A gentleman can be a man or a woman, as long as they are weird enough.
Clapping: Taking pictures of gentlemen.
e-dub
Skeltz Raps Like This, E-dub Raps Like This
In retaliation to Skeltz and E-dubís horrendous battle, Stubbs and Glaze shitted out the second best song ever made. (The best song being Da Clink). Because we know very little about Skeltz, and have never even met E-dub, we had to make up horrible things about them.glaze, stubbs
Fuck Stubbs and Glaze
Glaze and Stubbs got this crazy idea that they can flow anywhere near as well as us. So this song sorta sets things straight.e-dub, skeltz
Me and My Nerfgun
If you have ever heard the song "Me and My Girlfriend" by Tupac Shakur then you will recognize this song. "My and My Nerfgun." Thatís correct, Tupac stole our idea and made it about either a real gun or a real woman. Two things we know little about. Enjoy it you posthumously rapping motherfucker!e-dub, skeltz
Da Clink
Stubbs and Glaze rap about how good at rapping they are. Theyíre so good, in fact, that they got thrown in jail for it.[lyrics]glaze, stubbs
Irish Erection
A song about this website. Yeah, this one. The one you’re downloading the song from.e-dub
Punch Dat Ass
This song is about how E-Dubble and Skeltz act when they are tearin up the club.e-dub, skeltz
I Need A Sammidge
Remeber the skew it video? Remember how glaze said he needed a sammich? Well, hereís the story behind the legend. By the way, tup made the beat, and itís better than anything skeltz has ever done.[lyrics]glaze, tup
Spring Break 2007
E-Dubble makes a rocket/party ship that takes us through time to Spring Break 2007. Think about it.e-dub, skeltz
Rap Safari
It might not be the best song we’ve ever made, but it is definately called rap safari.[lyrics]skeltz, stubbs, tup
10 Fotey
Those not fluent in eubonics would do well to listen to this song. All terms have been verified by our Hip-Hoptionary.[lyrics]skeltz, tup
Robots No
A very important song to warn humans that robots everywhere are planning to take over the world. Seriously. e-dub, skeltz
Big Sexy
A song about a man who loves two things: women and food. And he likes baseball.muth, tup
She Pegnant
Our first rap ... Tup and Skeltz were watching some show and saw that "Moesha" girl and she was all pregnant and Tup was like "she pegnant"...and Skeltz responded "naw she just fat"...and the legend began. Thanks Moesha.skeltz, stubbs, tup