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Songs
rap songs
Name | Description | Other | Creator(s) |
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Clap On Clap Off
| The first song from e-dubble.coms new Freestyle Friday Feature... Now these wont be freestyles in what we know freestyles to be, as in off the top of the head, stream of consciousness type of rapping... But rather what mainstream rappers prefer to call freestyles- which are songs they write, and then record, but usually dont mix or master, and dont put on albums but rather mixtapes and then call them freestyles because they usually cant sell them due to copyright issues. Isnt learning fun! THANKS for listening- love e-dubble | | e-dub | Pocket Full of G-dubs
| The rap click "Benjamin Skranklin" passed through the mansion to record this joint in early 2009. Shouts to MC Comcast, Pope Douglass, Cold MediSin, and Lil Stoop AKA The Gun Shooter. (e-dub, glaze, tup, and pabs) | | e-dub, glaze, muth, tup, MC Comcast, Pope Douglass, Cold MediSin, Lil Stoop | I Love Workin
| A Parody of the Asher Roth song "I Love College" called "I Love Workin."
It is what it is. | | tup | Sepia Tones
| This song takes place during Prohibition. It also takes place during the Great Depression. It also takes a long time to make a music video. Speakeasies, breadlines, ooooh hotsy totsy, jalopies, flapper laddies, tin lizzies, rap music, you know what the great depression was like. But we obviously dont. Enjoy, and umm...music video coming soon. | | e-dub, glaze, muth, tup | Something to Prove
| We used to be a group of college kids that would sit around and make rap songs. Then we made the biggest mistake of our lives and graduated. Now we have to live in the real world and work at boring day jobs. This song is about that. | | e-dub, glaze, muth | Jimmy Crack Corn Remix
| This is Skeltz’ entry in the "remix jimmy crack corn" contest that eminem had. | | skeltz, Eminem, Ca$his | Lose Control (Kevin Federline Remix)
| K-Fed dropped an album two days ago. We are so good at rapping that we have already remixed his first single. | | glaze, skeltz, MTA | Duron Paints
| This is a song about where Muth works. Its a gentlemanly place called Duron Paints. Im pretty sure Duron Paints should use the chorus for their theme song, its so freaking good. | | muth, skeltz | Mr. Boobhat
| Mr. Boobhat is the story of a great man. A man with breasts on his hat. Mr. Boobhat can lighten up any situation. He just grooves. Anyways, we have been sitting on this song for a year now and Im pumped as shit to finally master and release it. HAAAAAAAAAAAAHN! Im goin to sleep, its 4 for christs sake | | e-dub, glaze, skeltz, stubbs, tup | Kick The Bucket
| The 2nd track from the lost "Deleted Scenes." This one is from Charlie Buckets perspective. After having discovered an aging umpa loompa taking a nap on the bank of the chocolate river, a belligerent & inebriated Charlie Bucket decided to repremand the insubordinate through a grossly, negligent act of corporal punishment involving his glass, crack pipe. Basically Charlie blew the factory up, and now he is older and poor again. | | e-dub | Underwater Chicks are Easy
| This excuse for a song, was also the spark for a concept album that will more than likely never be made. The album was going to be entitled "Deleted Scenes." It was supposed to be an album that took themes from movies and changed or stretched the storylines to be weirder, or more interesting, or, at least something fun to rap about. This medicore idea would have turned the mc, who’d usually write/rap about his/her own life experiences and opinions, into a narrator or character from one of the films. It’s not only a good way to find material to rap about if your life is fairly uneventful, but, also a great way to become proficient at 1980’s movie trivia. Unfortunately- this project was something I could only care about for a few days, because I got a job and had to start doing real work again. But, those few days in April gave us 1 1/2 average tracks to rap along to. This one is about a certain Mermaid, whose "loose" moral code has nabbed her a land dweller. Of course the womanizing sailor wants the best of both worlds, land and sea... listen | | e-dub | Tom Greens Birthday Song
| We decided to start making birthday songs for celebrities, in an attempt to get famous even quicker than we already are. Unfortunately Tom Green is only slightly more famous than the crazy homeless guy in Fells Point. Man that guy is funny. | | e-dub, glaze, muth, skeltz, tup | Build It
| The 2nd installment of "the lost tracks." This is a halfway completed song that was intended for the mixtape album thing- but never got past me getting angry that I couldnt clean up the sample. Perhaps in future years you will hear this beat in a cleaner and more complete song. Deal with it. | | e-dub | JK
| One of several "lost" tracks from the "Straight Outta St. Marys" mixtape. Thats right- there were actually other tracks made in that 2 month period that didnt make the cut for that basement masterpiece. In this pseudo-freestyle-installment- you get to hear an inside joke that very few people would get. Enjoy. | | e-dub | You Got Stuck
| This is what happens when you are from the Northeast and make a song using a fake 808 drum machine. It turns out- it is also a decent song to listen to while driving with your windows down, or if you are a real baller, your rear window in the backhatch of your hybrid S.U.V. If you don’t have a car, or a cd player for that matter...then there is probably no way you are even reading this because you probably can’t afford a computer. IF there is some strange way you are reading this and for some reason can’t actually hear the song- just pretend you are at a barbeque where there is this really insecure, douchebag-type-of-guy who is playing it way too cool with some hot girl at a party, and then actually manages to get the girl somehow... There now you don’t even need to listen to the song, have a great day. | | e-dub | Nineteen Ninety Fifth
| This is a song about the summer before you go into 8th grade. When you do all those things that are so 13, like... wear Polo, go fishing in the Poconos, listen to rap music, and complain about your motorboat being too slow because the lake you are on is a preserve and they dont allow any motors higher than 5 horsepower. Quakers- go figure. Good people though, environmentally conscious. | | e-dub | Mic Night
| Heres a little springtime jam that skeltz and glaze threw together real quick. Its about rapping at kareoke bars. Its based on a true story. Listen to it while youre setting your clock back an hour. | | glaze, skeltz | Everybody Wants to Ride
| This is an anti-gun in household song. It explains the most effective method for keeping squirrels off of your finch feeders as well as the inefficiency of using replica handguns to fend off burglars. It is from the Straight Outta St. Mary’s Mixtape, which you should purchase for yourself as an early March stocking stuffer. | | e-dub | Uh Oh
| The 3rd "single" from the Straight Outta St. Mary’s Mixtape. It’s what’s called a "summer banger" and since its February you should listen to it and think about how much better things will be in just 4 short months. Unless you only have 4 months to live- then just play a Coldplay song or something... | | e-dub | Caw Caw! Caw Caw!
| This is a sort of welcome back song for St. Mary’s College of Maryland students- I can no longer attend college because I am a man-prodigy of sorts. (and managed to graduate) It is also a shameless plug to keep the popularity of my friend Phil at an all time high, and an attempt to keep SMC youngsters aware of what shenanigans went on before them. Enjoy rosh | | e-dub, numerous seahawks | Senorita Remix
| A Remix to the Justin Timberlake song "Senorita." You probably wouldnt recognize that song, but youd recognize the very end of it, cause its actually good.
It turns out to be less of a Remix and more of a completely different song. A way better song.
That lie being told, Enjoy. | | e-dub, muth, tup | Take it Back
| This song is another joint off of E-Dubs mixtape. He sent a beat over to Glaze, via the internet, and Glaze didnt like it all that much. But he came through and rapped anyway, cause thats the kind of thing Glaze does. This song is rediculous. Rediculous and old school at the very same time. | | e-dub, glaze | Early On
| This little ditty will be featured on the "Straight Outta St. Marys" Official E-dubble Mixtape. Thats right! There is going to be stuff on that cd that you cant hear or have unless you give us $5. Capitalism is a neat thing.
The song is a synapsis of the early goings on before Irishtoothache.com came about. Believe it or not just a few short years ago there was no such thing as Irishtoothache.com...your life probably really sucked then. | | e-dub | All Clear Prelude
| This is the prelude to the song, "All Clear." Figured that out already? Brilliant detective work, Holmes. | | skeltz | All Clear Extended Version
| This is how the song is meant to be played. It sounds amazing if you have a long attention span. Special thanks to E-Dub, who listenined to this song about 10,000 times while I messed with it. | [lyrics] | skeltz | All Clear
| "Think. Search a moment in the everyday density of what’s going on around you and look for blankness in the flow. Pause, repeat. There’s always a rhythm to the space between things."
-DJ Spooky | [lyrics] | skeltz | Say What You Mean
| A song about the life lessons learned after high school, but before "real life." Mainly its just us rapping about whatever we want to...enjoy! | | e-dub, skeltz | Lemonade in the Afternoon
| This is a chillin summer song that takes us back to those high school and middle school years. The good old days when we didnt do anything in summer, except have fun. Well thats not much different than now- but when we were younger we were much more stupid- so cooler things usually happened. | | | Who Invented the Mic
| This song is about changes, and rapping. An interesting beat accompanied by Twaster like flows that will have your head spinning like shiny rims on a car, shiny rims that spin. | | e-dub, skeltz | Forgot About Glaze
| In this song, Stubbs and Glaze run their mouths about the abundance of mediocre songs on a certain website. It’s also kind of a parody of Forgot About Dre. It’s mostly nonsense, but funny nonsense. It’s 2 AM, we just finished it and I’m tired, so I’m not gonna be able to write anything good here. | [lyrics] | glaze, stubbs | Remember That
| This a song about hip hop music and childhood innocence. Those two things dont neccessarily always go together, but in this case they do. Enjoy | | e-dub | Melt You
| The scrappers turntable works again. Listen to this upbeat piano ditty, then check for the Irishtoothache allstars on the cover of XXL. Thanks, I mean that, thanks. | | e-dub | don smoke
| This is a short song about how you aught not smoke. It’s a tiny bit good. Thanks. I’m welcome. | [lyrics] | glaze, skeltz, stubbs, tup | Showtime at Subway
| A description about how well we are received in the community as a musical group. The respect we achieve is only over-shadowed by the hate weve developed. Just tonight a drunk girl said to us, "you guys should come over, just dont play that irishtoothache shit..." | | e-dub, skeltz | I Got This
| This is a song about a man. A man who has a job at an office, his job is boring, and he would much rather be back at home rapping with his friends. In the beginning you hear a sound of a car driving, that is him driving to work. He fools everyone around him, because they think he is working hard, but actually he is writing rap songs. If you dont enjoy this song there is nothing I can do about it. | | e-dub | You Are A Clown
| This song is about things like rapping in your cubicle, being an idiot who votes for Nadar, dancing, Flava Flav, Snooze Alarms, Getting Served (like B2K style), making songs about Bunny rabbits, Getting Served...um...things of that nature- you get the idea, youll love it. | | e-dub | Pick It Up
| Once youll hear the chorus- youll want to sing along forever and ever...and ever. I might even help you jerkwads out by putting up the lyrics. OH YEAH | [lyrics] | e-dub | School House Rap
| After this last year, we were told that we were "the worst housing situation in the schools history." The administration threatened to deny us housing if we didnt somehow fix our house in like 3 days. Well, we did it. Also, the lady in the song turned out to be a lot nicer than we thought, so sorry we said that she has a "log up her butt." She doesnt actually have a log up her butt. | | e-dub | In Da Studio
| Edubble and Laskin spit this at Edubs home studio in PA. Hot shit, folks. | | e-dub, laskin | Treat Each Man As A Gentleman
| Gentleman: A strange/funny looking person of any kind. A gentleman can be a man or a woman, as long as they are weird enough.
Clapping: Taking pictures of gentlemen. | | e-dub | Skeltz Raps Like This, E-dub Raps Like This
| In retaliation to Skeltz and E-dub’s horrendous battle, Stubbs and Glaze shitted out the second best song ever made. (The best song being Da Clink). Because we know very little about Skeltz, and have never even met E-dub, we had to make up horrible things about them. | | glaze, stubbs | Fuck Stubbs and Glaze
| Glaze and Stubbs got this crazy idea that they can flow anywhere near as well as us. So this song sorta sets things straight. | | e-dub, skeltz | Me and My Nerfgun
| If you have ever heard the song "Me and My Girlfriend" by Tupac Shakur then you will recognize this song. "My and My Nerfgun." That’s correct, Tupac stole our idea and made it about either a real gun or a real woman. Two things we know little about. Enjoy it you posthumously rapping motherfucker! | | e-dub, skeltz | Da Clink
| Stubbs and Glaze rap about how good at rapping they are. They’re so good, in fact, that they got thrown in jail for it. | [lyrics] | glaze, stubbs | Irish Erection
| A song about this website. Yeah, this one. The one youre downloading the song from. | | e-dub | Punch Dat Ass
| This song is about how E-Dubble and Skeltz act when they are tearin up the club. | | e-dub, skeltz | I Need A Sammidge
| Remeber the skew it video? Remember how glaze said he needed a sammich? Well, here’s the story behind the legend. By the way, tup made the beat, and it’s better than anything skeltz has ever done. | [lyrics] | glaze, tup | Spring Break 2007
| E-Dubble makes a rocket/party ship that takes us through time to Spring Break 2007. Think about it. | | e-dub, skeltz | Rap Safari
| It might not be the best song weve ever made, but it is definately called rap safari. | [lyrics] | skeltz, stubbs, tup | 10 Fotey
| Those not fluent in eubonics would do well to listen to this song. All terms have been verified by our Hip-Hoptionary. | [lyrics] | skeltz, tup | Robots No
| A very important song to warn humans that robots everywhere are planning to take over the world. Seriously. | | e-dub, skeltz | She Pegnant
| Our first rap ... Tup and Skeltz were watching some show and saw that "Moesha" girl and she was all pregnant and Tup was like "she pegnant"...and Skeltz responded "naw she just fat"...and the legend began. Thanks Moesha. | | skeltz, stubbs, tup |
rock songs
Name | Description | Other | Creator(s) |
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Appendiculous
| tup got his appendix removed...and people came to visit him at the hospital...and hes sorry he decided to post this as well | | tup | Until Then
| To: Liz
From: Gay Skeltz | | skeltz | Confession of a Songwriter
| This song is about inner turmoil and political ....turmoil. Also its about the fact that you can’t possibly write people serious songs without sounding like a total Hugh Grant...also...its really bad. | | tup | Another Lovely Day
| I did this cover of Another Lonely Day by Ben Harper my freshman year, before we had all of our sweet equipment. Check out the original guitar solo at the end. Thanks. Youre welcome. Thanks. | | skeltz | The Food We Eat
| This is a childrens song about food and its side-effects. Give a copy to your illigitimate son when hes old enough to understand what a fart is. | | glaze | The Chandabeer Song
| Tup and his roomate built some stupid 6 person beer bong in their apartment that hangs from their ceiling, and this song sort of commemorates that. If you listen carefully it sounds alot like the "Flaming Moes" song from the simpsons, only horribly horribly worse. Horribly. | | tup | Osage Pub Sound Check
| We were just testing the mic, but this is the best recording weve ever done | | glaze, stubbs, pincus | Impossible Cheeseburger Pie
| Tup came to the Osage Pub and cut this instant classic with Stubbs and Glaze. If you listen carefully, you can hear Pincus testing the smoke alarms throughout the house, cause the inspector was coming the next day | | glaze, stubbs, tup | The Montreal Song
| this is the first ever osage pub house band recording | | glaze, matt, stubbs | Vomit All Over Her Face
| Stubbs was pissed off at some girl one time and Tup started singing that he should vomit all over her face. Although no one really knows if he ever did vomit on that poor girls face . . . Muth and Tup Recorded this instant 10 minute long gem a few days later. | | muth, tup |
skits and shit
songs about people
Name | Description | Other | Creator(s) |
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Glazer Got A Little Older
| A birthday song chronicling the life and death of Glazer | | muth, skeltz, stubbs, tup, Dare, MTA, Notes | Dares Birthday Song
| He make dat redneck chicken dat fall off de bone. | | glaze, muth, skeltz, stubbs, tup, MTA, Notes | Notes’ Birthday Song
| Here is a song we made about our friend Notes for his 32nd birthday. Enjoy. | | glaze, muth, skeltz, tup, anna | Eat Food At Your Wedding
| Our friends, Ryan and Annette, got married, and we were too lazy to go to the store and buy them a present from their registry. So we made them a song instead, and gave it to them. Happy wedding guys. | | glaze, muth, stubbs | Bill OReilly is a FUCKING Scatman
| Bill OReilly chooses a shocking way to introduce himself to former president Vicente Fox. | | skeltz | Ism, Whys Your Beard So Big?
| E-dub made a hot beat, and Tup had a friend named Harleen. But sometimes Harleen goes by the name Ism. He has a big beard and stuff, and also just turned 25. Muth might have gone out of his mind when he recorded his verse. Glaze also rapped on the song. This song was made in lieu of a Christmas album this year. Merry Christmas everybody! | | e-dub, glaze, muth, tup | Josh Paul Fatty Collins Birthday song
| If youve ever been to an irishtoothache show in West Virginia, youve seen a husky gentleman introduce us to the crowd. That man is named Josh "Fatty" Collins, and hes one of the nicest, most disgusting people weve ever had the pleasure of knowing. This song isnt great, but we didnt try very hard either. | | e-dub, glaze, muth, tup | J-Dub & Bobbo
| This is a little tune I wrote for my sister Jenn and my new brother Bobby. They got married on Saturday, May 5th and instead of buying them a gift I made this. It was not only a great way to save money- but a decent way to get lots of older white people dancing. Their wedding was beautiful and they are one of the best couples on the universe. J-dub and Bobbo, I love yall and wish you the best!
Chorus (2x)
Its the J to the D to the U to the B to the B to the O to the B to the B to the O
to the Whats next I dont even know, but, THEYRE LIVING THE DREAM
VERSE 1:
Wallace and Collins, they tied the knot
a match made in heaven, one mick, one scot
and you know theyre gonna make it
cuz they add to the party like putting extra sugar in the cake mix
add duke to the puzzle thats a great Team
like a triple threat, modern day A team
boston to philly, you all know the dilly-
put us in the same room and we all get silly
put your hands up, everybody in the room stand-up
drink a toast to the new people getting hand-cuffed
thats a joke folks, marriage is a great thing
as long as shes the type of girl thatll wear a fake ring
-but- love is a diamond and it takes time just to make it shine
and pressure, and soot and coal and miners a really dirty process
but they really dont mind, cuz theyre crazy in love
crazy to chug, duck farts, then barf, m & ms on the rug
HA! sing the chorus again- heres a toast to the couple
bobbo and j-dubble
CHORUS:
Its the J to the D to the U to the B to the B to the O to the B to the B to the O
to the Whats next I dont even know, but, THEYRE LIVING THE DREAM
VERSE 2:
You better know Tae-Bo if you try Bobbo for his Tahoe cuz hes better than 5-0
you better not drive slow when you leave lake shure and you better make sure
youre Seat Belts BUCKLED!
HA! HA! HA!
It makes me chuckle, Bob to his Hoe is like a hand to a knuckle
and katie to jenn is like, ham to cheese
and bobby to chris is like franks and beans
and I should probably stop with the analogies
and Im feelin so polite, Ill say thanks and please
to the peeps who got these two kids to meet
Julie and Eric they are the bees knees!
UHHHHHH
so- put your hands up right now- and wave them side to side if youre up in the crowd
drink another champagne cuz they said their vows, J-dubble and Bobbo
Youre MAKING US PROUD!
FREESTYLE SINGING BRIDGE
CHORUS: | | e-dub | M. T. A. (Suck. My. Dick.)
| MTA is probably a human being. But some scholars speculate that he is a monkey. I have done some research, and I’m fairly certain he is related to Alf. I say this only because they are both smartasses. He also dated a chick with a kid, which is just freaking nuts. I guess that’s all I feel like telling you, because my pizza is coming soon and that’s all I’m thinking about. The song is made with 4 out of 5 members of irish toothache, so enjoy. | | glaze, matt, muth, skeltz, stubbs, Brook | LARRY!! LARRY!! LARRY!! LARRY!! LARRY!! LARRY!! LARRY!!
| LARRY is one of my favorite people. None of us are sure if he/she is a man or a woman. He/she is dating a gay man, if that helps. Anyway, enjoy this song LARRY--you have certainly earned it. Be sure to blast this song until it makes you puke next time you are hungover. | | glaze, laskin, muth, skeltz | Straight Outta Haaavad
| Heres another song I probably didnt need to put up here. I think Skeltz made it seem like I should. His mistake I guess. Its about this kid here in Korea that went to harvard....reads alot....doesnt really drink...and one time he was constipated...
His name is Daniel...you don¡¯t care. | | tup, Don "Grizzly" Kim | Adoptee
| This is a song for my friend Marissa. She was adopted and she is very involved in matters related to adoption. Therefore "Shes So Adopted"... A guy named Kanye West did a song that was alot like it. I forget why Im putting it up here. Oh well. Hi from Korea. | | tup | Dickies’ Birthday Song
| Dickie just turned 24, so we made one of the meanest birthday songs yet. It was really easy to make, because he does a lot of really embarassing things. A few special guests stopped the studio to spit on this one. Tup even flew in from Korea cause he had some things to say about Matt that he just couldn’t ignore. | | e-dub, glaze, muth, stubbs, tup, MTA, Brook, Doug E Fresh | When You Smile
| To: Liz
From: An Even Gayer Skeltz | | skeltz | Tom Callahan’s Birthday
| this is a song about a man named tom callahan, like the guy from tommy boy. from this song, you will learn that tom looks young, gets his dick sucked, and loves to smoke weed. he is a good student and slightly better than average at sports too. | | muth, tup, money | Brooks Birthday
| Brooks birthday was today. We were about to go out and celebrate, but then Pincus and I decided to make a song real quick. It turned out better than it should have, considering that neither Glaze nor Pincus have very good skills. If you dont know who Brook is, you might know him better as "Lawrence" or "Biff". | | glaze, pincus | Er ist eine Spülung Ben
| Er ist eine Spülung BEN
die er dürfte verlangsamt worden PROSSER
er riecht wie Achselhöhlen und Fürze BIRTHDAY | | glaze, skeltz, tup, Ray Lewis, Keanu Reeves, Lawrence Fishborne | Brigid Muths Birthday Song (Whiskey Sairs)
| This is a love song about Brigid Muth ("Muths" little sister), and a gentleman by the name of Joe Stamboni. The names have been changed from "Jack and Diane" to "Joe Stamboni" to protect Joe Stamboni.
It uses that one baltimore accent. Whoops. | | muth, tup | Bronze Bensons Birthday Song
| With a name like Bronze Benson, he has to be good. And he is. Luckily the same doesnt have to be true of this song.
Bronze Benson he used to Be White, Before he was White Benson, He used to be Mike, but now hes Bronze now, Bronze Benson.
This is pretty old I just forgot to put it up like a buncha these other songs.
It features the rap stylings of young rapper C Preezy. | | stubbs, tup, CPreezy | Ellens Birthday Song
| It was Ellens Birthday so we made her this song. Not cause she asked for it. | | tup, Ryan, Tim | Thank Your Papa
| This is a song for the fathers out there, since it was fathers day the other day- i made my father a song. In the spirit of fathers day, I am trying to use the word father as much as I can in this description, because fathers do not recieve enough recognition for their fatherly attributes. Where would we be without fathers? Ask yourself that question, then listen to this song. | | e-dub | tups birfday
| You might know Tup from the website. If not, its no big deal. Hes not that great. But this song is. And you know what that means: he doesnt deserve it. Thank you all so much. | | e-dub, glaze, skeltz, stubbs | Hey Pete
| This is a song about a boy turned man, his name is Peter. There are six verses on this song, from 6 mildly talented MCs. It was Peters 21st birthday back on June 1st, his birthday present (this song) was only 4 months late. Listen, especially if your name is Peter. | | e-dub, skeltz, mike, phil, karl, laskin | Pincus’s Birthday
| There’s this guy we’ve known for a while. His name is Josh Pincus. He also has a second last name, which is Sokoloff. Most people don’t know that. What they do know is that he’s an arrogant piece of dogshit and only likes talking about the places that he’s sold things to. That’s what this song touches on. | [lyrics] | glaze, stubbs | Lukes Birthday (I lost a bottle of whiskey)
| Luke always asks for a birthday song. Luke never gets a birthday song. Luke asked again. He still didnt get one. Then one time he asked really nicely. A few years later he asked again. That time we didnt make him one. And we never did. Thanks for everything. | | tup | Skeltzs 21st Birthday
| This is a birthday song for skeltz.
Edub, IM me with the stuff you want up here, unless I can add an edit song page first. . . glaze | | e-dub | Eds Birthday
| This was made in approximately 34 minutes. It commemorates the 21st birthday of a girl named ed . . . kind of like that boy named sue that you might have heard about in a song. To learn more about ed, go to the movies page. | | glaze, matt, stubbs, ed | Darren Franks Birthday
| This is a shockingly offensive story about a magical Jew named Darren who lives in China. | | e-dub, skeltz, phil, mike | Brad Jones Birthday
| This is a song called "Brad Jones." It is about brad jones. It is fantastic and has a sweet skit at the end of it that was stolen from Dave Chapelle. | | e-dub, skeltz | Stubbs 22nd Birthday
| This song is 10000% better than the last song that was written for stubbs last year, back when he was called steve. We even got instructor bo to give him a birthday wish. | | e-dub, glaze, matt, skeltz, Instructor Bo Shen | Phils Birthday
| Phil is the best lookin mothafucka in the world, and the greatest singer in the world. Maybe thats Rick James. I dont know. Either way, happy birthday Phil. | | e-dub, skeltz | Tiki
| Tiki is a small, strong man. He likes large asses and frequents the Holiday Inn. He brought a giant stick home the other night. Happy birthday Tiki.
Featured on this song is skeltzs little brother, Ivan, who is only 15. | | e-dub, skeltz, ivan | Laskins Birthday Song
| This is the third birthday song on this webpage that was made for a dude named "Matt L." Dont confuse this guy with Matt Lapides or Matt LeGarde. | | e-dub, skeltz, phil | anton
| Five months before this song was made, Anton asked matt and glaze to make him a theme song for his radio show. They didnt do anything for 5 months, and then made this song in 2 days. | | glaze, matt | International Jet Setters
| This was an april fools joke for these guys, Matt and Andrew (AKA kud), who do a radio show on WMUC. | | glaze, matt, kud, some chick | Mikes Birthday
| This is a 10-minute long, 7-rapper tribute to a very tall child of a man who also has a choad. Happy birthday, Schmawklonaise. | | e-dub, skeltz, laskin, paul, phil, peter, tiki | Muths Birthday
| Muth turned 20, and freestyled with Tup and Stubbs soon after. Then his freestyle was cut up into medium sized pieces and used for the chorus of his birthday song | | skeltz, stubbs, tup | Matty Ls Birthday
| Tup made this song for his roomates 20th birthday. | | skeltz, tup | Ricks Birthday
| Our friend eric really likes God-awful music. So, we made him a God-awful song for his birthday. | | e-dub, skeltz | E-Dubs Birthday
| Im pretty sure I am a better rapper than big boi at this point. | | skeltz, phil | Tups Birthday
| being the best friend ever, Skeltz cut this track about 330 days before Tups 21st birthday. However, hes an idiot and didnt realize that Tup recently turned 20, and not 21. What a retard. | | e-dub, skeltz | Sue Muths Birthday
| Muth Wrote this song about his mom. Tup helped him cause pete is mentally retarded. Like he has a mental disability. I think its called "being mentally retarded." Anyway he pooped this song right out of his meoldious butt and its really good | | muth, tup | Matts Birthday
| A song for matts birthday | | glaze, warren, ben, julia | Listen To Justin
| The theme song for Justins radio show. | | glaze, matt | Smitty
| A haunting ballad about a gentleman named Smitty Blueballs | | muth, skeltz, tup | Matt and Glaze
| The theme song for matt and glazes radio show | | glaze, matt | Father Joe
| A song Muth made for his uncles birthday | | muth |
christmas songs
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2012 Christmas Album1. | Married Christmas | Listen | 2. | Young Independent Love | Listen | 3. | I've Got my Love to Keep me Warm | Listen | 4. | Glaze Saw Momma Kissing Santa Claus | Listen | 5. | Frosty the Snowman | Listen | 6. | Fart Ride | Listen |

1. | Christmas Socks | Listen | 2. | Bad Soul | Listen | 3. | Oh Christmas Tree | Listen | 4. | Don't Put Christmas on the Weekend | Listen | 5. | Thanks (The Thank You Card Song) | Listen | 6. | Lights Down in Baltimore | Listen | 7. | Santa-ism | Listen | 8. | All I Want for Christmas is Me | Listen | 9. | A Brief History of Elves | Listen | 10. | Even Bad Kids Get Presents | Listen | 11. | Xmas Kid Blues | Listen | 12. | Auld Lang Syne | Listen | 13. | My Son is Old (Hidden Track) | Listen |
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1. | Introduction | Listen | 2. | The 16th Noel | Listen | 3. | Stop Buying me Clothes for Christmas | Listen | 4. | Break Up With Your Girlfriend Before Christmas | Listen | 5. | 'Twas The Night Before Christmas | Listen | 6. | The Recession Song | Listen | 7. | Nuttin' 4 Christmas | Listen | 8. | The Gift | Listen | 9. | Steve's Job | Listen | 10. | My First Christmas | Listen | 11. | Christmas 95 | Listen | 12. | It's Christmas (Ha-HaHaHaHa) | Listen | 13. | Merry Little Christmas | Listen | 14. | Christmas Story on TNT | Listen | 15. | Lo How A Rose | Listen | 16. | We Wish You A Merry Christmas | Listen |
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1. | Let's Have Christmas Anyway | Listen | 2. | The True Meaning of Christmas | Listen | 3. | Once in Royal David's City | Listen | 4. | Wonderful Christmas Time (feat. the Chipmunks) | Listen | 5. | Melekaliki Hanukah | Listen | 6. | Silent Night | Listen | 7. | Atkins Santa Claus | Listen | 8. | Winter Wonderland | Listen | 9. | The Christmas Song (feat. Don) | Listen | 10. | Mary's Boy Child | Listen | 11. | Christmas Please | Listen | 12. | Glazer It's Cold Outside | Listen |
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Irishtoothache Christmas Album, The First One1. | Go Tell It On The Mountain | Listen | 2. | Father Christmas | Listen | 3. | You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch | Listen | 4. | Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer | Listen | 5. | I値l Be Home For Christmas | Listen | 6. | Christmas is the Best Time to Rob the Church | Listen | 7. | Oh Holy Night | Listen | 8. | White Christmas | Listen | 9. | I知 Only Christian on Christmas | Listen | 10. | God Rest Ye, Merry Gentlemen | Listen | 11. | What Kind of Hotel Doesn稚 Take Jesus | Listen | 12. | Blue Christmas | Listen | 13. | Auld Lang Syne | Listen | 14. | Christmas Is Interesting | Listen |
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