Songs





songs about people



NameDescriptionOtherCreator(s)
Glazer Got A Little Older
A birthday song chronicling the life and death of Glazermuth, skeltz, stubbs, tup, Dare, MTA, Notes
Dare’s Birthday Song
He make dat redneck chicken dat fall off de bone.glaze, muth, skeltz, stubbs, tup, MTA, Notes
Notes’ Birthday Song
Here is a song we made about our friend Notes for his 32nd birthday. Enjoy.glaze, muth, skeltz, tup, anna
Eat Food At Your Wedding
Our friends, Ryan and Annette, got married, and we were too lazy to go to the store and buy them a present from their registry. So we made them a song instead, and gave it to them. Happy wedding guys.glaze, muth, stubbs
Bill O’Reilly is a FUCKING Scatman
Bill O’Reilly chooses a shocking way to introduce himself to former president Vicente Fox.skeltz
Cool But Barely (Hole in Chest)
This song is about a guy named Ben Sherry who ain’t much to look at or listen to. But hey, he has a hole in his chest and that’s good enough for us. This song features guest artists Jay Fels, Dan Fels, Dave Felix, and Beth Anne.e-dub, glaze, muth, tup, Jay, Felix, Dan Fels, Beth Anne
All Beards and Non-Beards
This is Jason Raymond Fels’ Birthday Song.

If you don’t know Jay, he’s a smelly paint store manager.

Enjoy.
e-dub, glaze, muth, tup, Yahner, Sherry
Ism, Why’s Your Beard So Big?
E-dub made a hot beat, and Tup had a friend named Harleen. But sometimes Harleen goes by the name Ism. He has a big beard and stuff, and also just turned 25. Muth might have gone out of his mind when he recorded his verse. Glaze also rapped on the song. This song was made in lieu of a Christmas album this year. Merry Christmas everybody!e-dub, glaze, muth, tup
Josh Paul Fatty Collins’ Birthday song
If you’ve ever been to an irishtoothache show in West Virginia, you’ve seen a husky gentleman introduce us to the crowd. That man is named Josh "Fatty" Collins, and he’s one of the nicest, most disgusting people we’ve ever had the pleasure of knowing. This song isn’t great, but we didn’t try very hard either.e-dub, glaze, muth, tup
J-Dub & Bobbo
This is a little tune I wrote for my sister Jenn and my new brother Bobby. They got married on Saturday, May 5th and instead of buying them a gift I made this. It was not only a great way to save money- but a decent way to get lots of older white people dancing. Their wedding was beautiful and they are one of the best couples on the universe. J-dub and Bobbo, I love yall and wish you the best!

Chorus (2x)
It’s the J to the D to the U to the B to the B to the O to the B to the B to the O
to the What’s next I don’t even know, but, THEY’RE LIVING THE DREAM

VERSE 1:

Wallace and Collins, they tied the knot
a match made in heaven, one mick, one scot
and you know they’re gonna make it
cuz’ they add to the party like putting extra sugar in the cake mix
add duke to the puzzle that’s a great Team
like a triple threat, modern day A team
boston to philly, you all know the dilly-
put us in the same room and we all get silly
put your hands up, everybody in the room stand-up
drink a toast to the new people getting hand-cuffed
that’s a joke folks, marriage is a great thing
as long as she’s the type of girl that’ll wear a fake ring
-but- love is a diamond and it takes time just to make it shine
and pressure, and soot and coal and miners a really dirty process
but they really don’t mind, cuz’ they’re crazy in love
crazy to chug, duck farts, then barf, m & ms on the rug
HA! sing the chorus again- here’s a toast to the couple
bobbo and j-dubble

CHORUS:
It’s the J to the D to the U to the B to the B to the O to the B to the B to the O
to the What’s next I don’t even know, but, THEY’RE LIVING THE DREAM


VERSE 2:

You better know Tae-Bo if you try Bobbo for his Tahoe cuz’ he’s better than 5-0
you better not drive slow when you leave lake shure and you better make sure
you’re Seat Belt’s BUCKLED!
HA! HA! HA!
It makes me chuckle, Bob to his Hoe is like a hand to a knuckle
and katie to jenn is like, ham to cheese
and bobby to chris is like franks and beans
and I should probably stop with the analogies
and I’m feelin’ so polite, I’ll say thanks and please
to the peeps who got these two kids to meet
Julie and Eric they are the bees knees!
UHHHHHH
so- put your hands up right now- and wave them side to side if you’re up in the crowd
drink another champagne cuz’ they said their vows, J-dubble and Bobbo
You’re MAKING US PROUD!

FREESTYLE SINGING BRIDGE

CHORUS:
e-dub
M. T. A. (Suck. My. Dick.)
MTA is probably a human being. But some scholars speculate that he is a monkey. I have done some research, and I’m fairly certain he is related to Alf. I say this only because they are both smartasses. He also dated a chick with a kid, which is just freaking nuts. I guess that’s all I feel like telling you, because my pizza is coming soon and that’s all I’m thinking about. The song is made with 4 out of 5 members of irish toothache, so enjoy.glaze, matt, muth, skeltz, stubbs, Brook
C Preezy
He’s a lady’s man. But he’s also a man’s man. Cause he got his chest sucked by a man. Dickie was that man.glaze, muth, stubbs, MTA
LARRY!! LARRY!! LARRY!! LARRY!! LARRY!! LARRY!! LARRY!!
LARRY is one of my favorite people. None of us are sure if he/she is a man or a woman. He/she is dating a gay man, if that helps. Anyway, enjoy this song LARRY--you have certainly earned it. Be sure to blast this song until it makes you puke next time you are hungover.glaze, laskin, muth, skeltz
Straight Outta Haaavad
Heres another song I probably didn’t need to put up here. I think Skeltz made it seem like I should. His mistake I guess. Its about this kid here in Korea that went to harvard....reads alot....doesn’t really drink...and one time he was constipated...

His name is Daniel...you don¡¯t care.
tup, Don "Grizzly" Kim
Adoptee
This is a song for my friend Marissa. She was adopted and she is very involved in matters related to adoption. Therefore "She’s So Adopted"... A guy named Kanye West did a song that was alot like it. I forget why I’m putting it up here. Oh well. Hi from Korea.tup
Dickies’ Birthday Song
Dickie just turned 24, so we made one of the meanest birthday songs yet. It was really easy to make, because he does a lot of really embarassing things. A few special guests stopped the studio to spit on this one. Tup even flew in from Korea cause he had some things to say about Matt that he just couldn’t ignore.e-dub, glaze, muth, stubbs, tup, MTA, Brook, Doug E Fresh
Collin Goldsmith’s Birthday Song
We met C Preezy’s cousin last night. It was his 19th birthday. We woke up hungover and recorded this song for him. He works at a gay bar and we feel like he deserves a song based on how big of a fan he pretended to be.glaze, muth, c preezy
When You Smile
To: Liz
From: An Even Gayer Skeltz
skeltz
Kevin Muth’s Graduation Song
his is a song muth wrote about his brother kevin who graduated from high school. the song itself is bad, so try and listen closely for that. the "club" voice is used in part of this song as well.muth
Paddy Muth’s Birthday Song
This song is about muth’s older brother known to some as Paddy Muth. He is 2 years older than Muth. He got fired from his job at New Day financial and so did his friend Bill. He has a girlfriend named Alana. I’d probably try to hook up with her if she wasn’t dating him. Heck, I still might. There, I just did. Happy Birthday. (I gave Tup credit as a creator becuase he made the beat, even though he probably doesn’t want credit becuase he doesn’t think this song is good, and he’s right, its not).muth, tup, fatty foods
Tom Callahan’s Birthday
this is a song about a man named tom callahan, like the guy from tommy boy. from this song, you will learn that tom looks young, gets his dick sucked, and loves to smoke weed. he is a good student and slightly better than average at sports too. muth, tup, money
Brook’s Birthday
Brook’s birthday was today. We were about to go out and celebrate, but then Pincus and I decided to make a song real quick. It turned out better than it should have, considering that neither Glaze nor Pincus have very good skills. If you don’t know who Brook is, you might know him better as "Lawrence" or "Biff".glaze, pincus
Er ist eine Spülung Ben
Er ist eine Spülung BEN
die er dürfte verlangsamt worden PROSSER
er riecht wie Achselhöhlen und Fürze BIRTHDAY
glaze, skeltz, tup, Ray Lewis, Keanu Reeves, Lawrence Fishborne
Brigid Muth’s Birthday Song (Whiskey Sairs)
This is a love song about Brigid Muth ("Muth’s" little sister), and a gentleman by the name of Joe Stamboni. The names have been changed from "Jack and Diane" to "Joe Stamboni" to protect Joe Stamboni.

It uses that one baltimore accent. Whoops.
muth, tup
Bronze Benson’s Birthday Song
With a name like Bronze Benson, he has to be good. And he is. Luckily the same doesn’t have to be true of this song.

Bronze Benson he used to Be White, Before he was White Benson, He used to be Mike, but now he’s Bronze now, Bronze Benson.

This is pretty old I just forgot to put it up like a buncha these other songs.

It features the rap stylings of young rapper C Preezy.
stubbs, tup, CPreezy
Ellen’s Birthday Song
It was Ellen’s Birthday so we made her this song. Not cause she asked for it.tup, Ryan, Tim
Thank Your Papa
This is a song for the fathers out there, since it was fathers day the other day- i made my father a song. In the spirit of fathers day, I am trying to use the word father as much as I can in this description, because fathers do not recieve enough recognition for their fatherly attributes. Where would we be without fathers? Ask yourself that question, then listen to this song.e-dub
tup’s birfday
You might know Tup from the website. If not, it’s no big deal. He’s not that great. But this song is. And you know what that means: he doesn’t deserve it. Thank you all so much.e-dub, glaze, skeltz, stubbs
Hey Pete
This is a song about a boy turned man, his name is Peter. There are six verses on this song, from 6 mildly talented MC’s. It was Peter’s 21st birthday back on June 1st, his birthday present (this song) was only 4 months late. Listen, especially if your name is Peter.e-dub, skeltz, mike, phil, karl, laskin
Pincus’s Birthday
There’s this guy we’ve known for a while. His name is Josh Pincus. He also has a second last name, which is Sokoloff. Most people don’t know that. What they do know is that he’s an arrogant piece of dogshit and only likes talking about the places that he’s sold things to. That’s what this song touches on.[lyrics]glaze, stubbs
Luke’s Birthday (I lost a bottle of whiskey)
Luke always asks for a birthday song. Luke never gets a birthday song. Luke asked again. He still didn’t get one. Then one time he asked really nicely. A few years later he asked again. That time we didn’t make him one. And we never did. Thanks for everything.tup
Skeltz’s 21st Birthday
This is a birthday song for skeltz.
Edub, IM me with the stuff you want up here, unless I can add an edit song page first. . . glaze
e-dub
Ed’s Birthday
This was made in approximately 34 minutes. It commemorates the 21st birthday of a girl named ed . . . kind of like that boy named sue that you might have heard about in a song. To learn more about ed, go to the movies page.glaze, matt, stubbs, ed
Darren Frank’s Birthday
This is a shockingly offensive story about a magical Jew named Darren who lives in China.e-dub, skeltz, phil, mike
Brad Jones’ Birthday
This is a song called "Brad Jones." It is about brad jones. It is fantastic and has a sweet skit at the end of it that was stolen from Dave Chapelle.e-dub, skeltz
Stubbs’ 22nd Birthday
This song is 10000% better than the last song that was written for stubbs last year, back when he was called steve. We even got instructor bo to give him a birthday wish.e-dub, glaze, matt, skeltz, Instructor Bo Shen
Phil’s Birthday
Phil is the best lookin mothafucka in the world, and the greatest singer in the world. Maybe that’s Rick James. I don’t know. Either way, happy birthday Phil.e-dub, skeltz
Tiki
Tiki is a small, strong man. He likes large asses and frequents the Holiday Inn. He brought a giant stick home the other night. Happy birthday Tiki.
Featured on this song is skeltz’s little brother, Ivan, who is only 15.
e-dub, skeltz, ivan
Laskin’s Birthday Song
This is the third birthday song on this webpage that was made for a dude named "Matt L." Don’t confuse this guy with Matt Lapides or Matt LeGarde.e-dub, skeltz, phil
anton
Five months before this song was made, Anton asked matt and glaze to make him a theme song for his radio show. They didn’t do anything for 5 months, and then made this song in 2 days.glaze, matt
International Jet Setters
This was an april fools joke for these guys, Matt and Andrew (AKA kud), who do a radio show on WMUC.glaze, matt, kud, some chick
Mike’s Birthday
This is a 10-minute long, 7-rapper tribute to a very tall child of a man who also has a choad. Happy birthday, Schmawklonaise.e-dub, skeltz, laskin, paul, phil, peter, tiki
Muth’s Birthday
Muth turned 20, and freestyled with Tup and Stubbs soon after. Then his freestyle was cut up into medium sized pieces and used for the chorus of his birthday songskeltz, stubbs, tup
Matty L’s Birthday
Tup made this song for his roomate’s 20th birthday.skeltz, tup
Rick’s Birthday
Our friend eric really likes God-awful music. So, we made him a God-awful song for his birthday.e-dub, skeltz
E-Dub’s Birthday
I’m pretty sure I am a better rapper than big boi at this point.skeltz, phil
Tup’s Birthday
being the best friend ever, Skeltz cut this track about 330 days before Tup’s 21st birthday. However, he’s an idiot and didn’t realize that Tup recently turned 20, and not 21. What a retard.e-dub, skeltz
Sue Muth’s Birthday
Muth Wrote this song about his mom. Tup helped him cause pete is mentally retarded. Like he has a mental disability. I think its called "being mentally retarded." Anyway he pooped this song right out of his meoldious butt and its really goodmuth, tup
Matt’s Birthday
A song for matt’s birthdayglaze, warren, ben, julia
Listen To Justin
The theme song for Justin’s radio show.glaze, matt
Smitty
A haunting ballad about a gentleman named Smitty Blueballsmuth, skeltz, tup
Matt and Glaze
The theme song for matt and glaze’s radio showglaze, matt
Father Joe
A song Muth made for his uncle’s birthdaymuth
Stubbs’ 21st Birthday Song
A song for Steve’s birthday. It was made before his name was legally changed to Stubbs.glaze, muth, tup