Songs

songs about people

Name	Description	Other	Creator(s)
Glazer Got A Little Older	A birthday song chronicling the life and death of Glazer		muth, skeltz, stubbs, tup, Dare, MTA, Notes
Dare’s Birthday Song	He make dat redneck chicken dat fall off de bone.		glaze, muth, skeltz, stubbs, tup, MTA, Notes
Notes’ Birthday Song	Here is a song we made about our friend Notes for his 32nd birthday. Enjoy.		glaze, muth, skeltz, tup, anna
Eat Food At Your Wedding	Our friends, Ryan and Annette, got married, and we were too lazy to go to the store and buy them a present from their registry. So we made them a song instead, and gave it to them. Happy wedding guys.		glaze, muth, stubbs
Bill O’Reilly is a FUCKING Scatman	Bill O’Reilly chooses a shocking way to introduce himself to former president Vicente Fox.		skeltz
Ism, Why’s Your Beard So Big?	E-dub made a hot beat, and Tup had a friend named Harleen. But sometimes Harleen goes by the name Ism. He has a big beard and stuff, and also just turned 25. Muth might have gone out of his mind when he recorded his verse. Glaze also rapped on the song. This song was made in lieu of a Christmas album this year. Merry Christmas everybody!		e-dub, glaze, muth, tup
Josh Paul Fatty Collins’ Birthday song	If you’ve ever been to an irishtoothache show in West Virginia, you’ve seen a husky gentleman introduce us to the crowd. That man is named Josh "Fatty" Collins, and he’s one of the nicest, most disgusting people we’ve ever had the pleasure of knowing. This song isn’t great, but we didn’t try very hard either.		e-dub, glaze, muth, tup
J-Dub & Bobbo	This is a little tune I wrote for my sister Jenn and my new brother Bobby. They got married on Saturday, May 5th and instead of buying them a gift I made this. It was not only a great way to save money- but a decent way to get lots of older white people dancing. Their wedding was beautiful and they are one of the best couples on the universe. J-dub and Bobbo, I love yall and wish you the best! Chorus (2x) It’s the J to the D to the U to the B to the B to the O to the B to the B to the O to the What’s next I don’t even know, but, THEY’RE LIVING THE DREAM VERSE 1: Wallace and Collins, they tied the knot a match made in heaven, one mick, one scot and you know they’re gonna make it cuz’ they add to the party like putting extra sugar in the cake mix add duke to the puzzle that’s a great Team like a triple threat, modern day A team boston to philly, you all know the dilly- put us in the same room and we all get silly put your hands up, everybody in the room stand-up drink a toast to the new people getting hand-cuffed that’s a joke folks, marriage is a great thing as long as she’s the type of girl that’ll wear a fake ring -but- love is a diamond and it takes time just to make it shine and pressure, and soot and coal and miners a really dirty process but they really don’t mind, cuz’ they’re crazy in love crazy to chug, duck farts, then barf, m & ms on the rug HA! sing the chorus again- here’s a toast to the couple bobbo and j-dubble CHORUS: It’s the J to the D to the U to the B to the B to the O to the B to the B to the O to the What’s next I don’t even know, but, THEY’RE LIVING THE DREAM VERSE 2: You better know Tae-Bo if you try Bobbo for his Tahoe cuz’ he’s better than 5-0 you better not drive slow when you leave lake shure and you better make sure you’re Seat Belt’s BUCKLED! HA! HA! HA! It makes me chuckle, Bob to his Hoe is like a hand to a knuckle and katie to jenn is like, ham to cheese and bobby to chris is like franks and beans and I should probably stop with the analogies and I’m feelin’ so polite, I’ll say thanks and please to the peeps who got these two kids to meet Julie and Eric they are the bees knees! UHHHHHH so- put your hands up right now- and wave them side to side if you’re up in the crowd drink another champagne cuz’ they said their vows, J-dubble and Bobbo You’re MAKING US PROUD! FREESTYLE SINGING BRIDGE CHORUS:		e-dub
M. T. A. (Suck. My. Dick.)	MTA is probably a human being. But some scholars speculate that he is a monkey. I have done some research, and I’m fairly certain he is related to Alf. I say this only because they are both smartasses. He also dated a chick with a kid, which is just freaking nuts. I guess that’s all I feel like telling you, because my pizza is coming soon and that’s all I’m thinking about. The song is made with 4 out of 5 members of irish toothache, so enjoy.		glaze, matt, muth, skeltz, stubbs, Brook
LARRY!! LARRY!! LARRY!! LARRY!! LARRY!! LARRY!! LARRY!!	LARRY is one of my favorite people. None of us are sure if he/she is a man or a woman. He/she is dating a gay man, if that helps. Anyway, enjoy this song LARRY--you have certainly earned it. Be sure to blast this song until it makes you puke next time you are hungover.		glaze, laskin, muth, skeltz
Straight Outta Haaavad	Heres another song I probably didn’t need to put up here. I think Skeltz made it seem like I should. His mistake I guess. Its about this kid here in Korea that went to harvard....reads alot....doesn’t really drink...and one time he was constipated... His name is Daniel...you don¡¯t care.		tup, Don "Grizzly" Kim
Adoptee	This is a song for my friend Marissa. She was adopted and she is very involved in matters related to adoption. Therefore "She’s So Adopted"... A guy named Kanye West did a song that was alot like it. I forget why I’m putting it up here. Oh well. Hi from Korea.		tup
Dickies’ Birthday Song	Dickie just turned 24, so we made one of the meanest birthday songs yet. It was really easy to make, because he does a lot of really embarassing things. A few special guests stopped the studio to spit on this one. Tup even flew in from Korea cause he had some things to say about Matt that he just couldn’t ignore.		e-dub, glaze, muth, stubbs, tup, MTA, Brook, Doug E Fresh
When You Smile	To: Liz From: An Even Gayer Skeltz		skeltz
Tom Callahan’s Birthday	this is a song about a man named tom callahan, like the guy from tommy boy. from this song, you will learn that tom looks young, gets his dick sucked, and loves to smoke weed. he is a good student and slightly better than average at sports too.		muth, tup, money
Brook’s Birthday	Brook’s birthday was today. We were about to go out and celebrate, but then Pincus and I decided to make a song real quick. It turned out better than it should have, considering that neither Glaze nor Pincus have very good skills. If you don’t know who Brook is, you might know him better as "Lawrence" or "Biff".		glaze, pincus
Er ist eine Spülung Ben	Er ist eine Spülung BEN die er dürfte verlangsamt worden PROSSER er riecht wie Achselhöhlen und Fürze BIRTHDAY		glaze, skeltz, tup, Ray Lewis, Keanu Reeves, Lawrence Fishborne
Brigid Muth’s Birthday Song (Whiskey Sairs)	This is a love song about Brigid Muth ("Muth’s" little sister), and a gentleman by the name of Joe Stamboni. The names have been changed from "Jack and Diane" to "Joe Stamboni" to protect Joe Stamboni. It uses that one baltimore accent. Whoops.		muth, tup
Bronze Benson’s Birthday Song	With a name like Bronze Benson, he has to be good. And he is. Luckily the same doesn’t have to be true of this song. Bronze Benson he used to Be White, Before he was White Benson, He used to be Mike, but now he’s Bronze now, Bronze Benson. This is pretty old I just forgot to put it up like a buncha these other songs. It features the rap stylings of young rapper C Preezy.		stubbs, tup, CPreezy
Ellen’s Birthday Song	It was Ellen’s Birthday so we made her this song. Not cause she asked for it.		tup, Ryan, Tim
Thank Your Papa	This is a song for the fathers out there, since it was fathers day the other day- i made my father a song. In the spirit of fathers day, I am trying to use the word father as much as I can in this description, because fathers do not recieve enough recognition for their fatherly attributes. Where would we be without fathers? Ask yourself that question, then listen to this song.		e-dub
tup’s birfday	You might know Tup from the website. If not, it’s no big deal. He’s not that great. But this song is. And you know what that means: he doesn’t deserve it. Thank you all so much.		e-dub, glaze, skeltz, stubbs
Hey Pete	This is a song about a boy turned man, his name is Peter. There are six verses on this song, from 6 mildly talented MC’s. It was Peter’s 21st birthday back on June 1st, his birthday present (this song) was only 4 months late. Listen, especially if your name is Peter.		e-dub, skeltz, mike, phil, karl, laskin
Pincus’s Birthday	There’s this guy we’ve known for a while. His name is Josh Pincus. He also has a second last name, which is Sokoloff. Most people don’t know that. What they do know is that he’s an arrogant piece of dogshit and only likes talking about the places that he’s sold things to. That’s what this song touches on.	[lyrics]	glaze, stubbs
Luke’s Birthday (I lost a bottle of whiskey)	Luke always asks for a birthday song. Luke never gets a birthday song. Luke asked again. He still didn’t get one. Then one time he asked really nicely. A few years later he asked again. That time we didn’t make him one. And we never did. Thanks for everything.		tup
Skeltz’s 21st Birthday	This is a birthday song for skeltz. Edub, IM me with the stuff you want up here, unless I can add an edit song page first. . . glaze		e-dub
Ed’s Birthday	This was made in approximately 34 minutes. It commemorates the 21st birthday of a girl named ed . . . kind of like that boy named sue that you might have heard about in a song. To learn more about ed, go to the movies page.		glaze, matt, stubbs, ed
Darren Frank’s Birthday	This is a shockingly offensive story about a magical Jew named Darren who lives in China.		e-dub, skeltz, phil, mike
Brad Jones’ Birthday	This is a song called "Brad Jones." It is about brad jones. It is fantastic and has a sweet skit at the end of it that was stolen from Dave Chapelle.		e-dub, skeltz
Stubbs’ 22nd Birthday	This song is 10000% better than the last song that was written for stubbs last year, back when he was called steve. We even got instructor bo to give him a birthday wish.		e-dub, glaze, matt, skeltz, Instructor Bo Shen
Phil’s Birthday	Phil is the best lookin mothafucka in the world, and the greatest singer in the world. Maybe that’s Rick James. I don’t know. Either way, happy birthday Phil.		e-dub, skeltz
Tiki	Tiki is a small, strong man. He likes large asses and frequents the Holiday Inn. He brought a giant stick home the other night. Happy birthday Tiki. Featured on this song is skeltz’s little brother, Ivan, who is only 15.		e-dub, skeltz, ivan
Laskin’s Birthday Song	This is the third birthday song on this webpage that was made for a dude named "Matt L." Don’t confuse this guy with Matt Lapides or Matt LeGarde.		e-dub, skeltz, phil
anton	Five months before this song was made, Anton asked matt and glaze to make him a theme song for his radio show. They didn’t do anything for 5 months, and then made this song in 2 days.		glaze, matt
International Jet Setters	This was an april fools joke for these guys, Matt and Andrew (AKA kud), who do a radio show on WMUC.		glaze, matt, kud, some chick
Mike’s Birthday	This is a 10-minute long, 7-rapper tribute to a very tall child of a man who also has a choad. Happy birthday, Schmawklonaise.		e-dub, skeltz, laskin, paul, phil, peter, tiki
Muth’s Birthday	Muth turned 20, and freestyled with Tup and Stubbs soon after. Then his freestyle was cut up into medium sized pieces and used for the chorus of his birthday song		skeltz, stubbs, tup
Matty L’s Birthday	Tup made this song for his roomate’s 20th birthday.		skeltz, tup
Rick’s Birthday	Our friend eric really likes God-awful music. So, we made him a God-awful song for his birthday.		e-dub, skeltz
E-Dub’s Birthday	I’m pretty sure I am a better rapper than big boi at this point.		skeltz, phil
Tup’s Birthday	being the best friend ever, Skeltz cut this track about 330 days before Tup’s 21st birthday. However, he’s an idiot and didn’t realize that Tup recently turned 20, and not 21. What a retard.		e-dub, skeltz
Sue Muth’s Birthday	Muth Wrote this song about his mom. Tup helped him cause pete is mentally retarded. Like he has a mental disability. I think its called "being mentally retarded." Anyway he pooped this song right out of his meoldious butt and its really good		muth, tup
Matt’s Birthday	A song for matt’s birthday		glaze, warren, ben, julia
Listen To Justin	The theme song for Justin’s radio show.		glaze, matt
Smitty	A haunting ballad about a gentleman named Smitty Blueballs		muth, skeltz, tup
Matt and Glaze	The theme song for matt and glaze’s radio show		glaze, matt
Father Joe	A song Muth made for his uncle’s birthday		muth